allison mae💘

• proud momma of Oaklyn & Rob • raised on Nevada sunshine ☀️ • #HereWeGo • 💛🖤🏈 • Qualified Intellectual Disabilities Professional • HHDS •

[Pittsburgh Steelers @steelers]

RP for your chance to win this signed @JoeyPorterJr jersey!

[Raymonte @BDTRELILBROTHER]

Costco basically said “weird ass nigga don’t lie on us “

[Jordan Daley @JDaley]

RIP DUMBLEDOOR September 27, 2023
RIP MCGONAGALL September 27, 2024

Exactly 1 year apart.

[allison mae💘 @ahurrymae]

@AB84 🤦‍♀️

[allison mae💘 @ahurrymae]

@KRNV That actually does not look intentional but more like “oh shit I’m not cleaning that up” 😂

[allison mae💘 @ahurrymae]

@acnewsitics Absolutely not

[allison mae💘 @ahurrymae]

😔

[allison mae💘 @ahurrymae]

Uhhh BPD doesn’t mean bipolar disorder… it means Borderline Personality Disorder. Two different diagnoses. So PLEASE make sure you understand the two of them.

[allison mae💘 @ahurrymae]

I don’t remember the wait for my acceptance to UNR being this painful for my undergrad 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

[allison mae💘 @ahurrymae]

@gabby_penola I love it so much!!

[allison mae💘 @ahurrymae]

If I die in a car accident, just know it WAS because I was staring at a cow on the side of the road 🤣

[allison mae💘 @ahurrymae]

I wanna know when my fyp turned into Miley Cyrus, Brad mondo thirst traps, and expo marker testing 🤣

[allison mae💘 @ahurrymae]

@raisintinybabes They’re at Walmart now!

[allison mae💘 @ahurrymae]

Lionsssss

[allison mae💘 @ahurrymae]

@oxrlm Old spice Fiji!

[allison mae💘 @ahurrymae]

@MacieBanksSXM I’ve always learned that a candy cane is in the shape of a Shepard’s staff. Jesus is our “Good Shepard” the red of the candy cane represents Jesus’ blood shed for us on the cross. The white represents the purity of Jesus.

(I also use the curve as a handle lol)

[allison mae💘 @ahurrymae]

My avg daily screen time has gone down from like 5 hrs to 40 mins. If that’s not a victory, idk what is.

[allison mae💘 @ahurrymae]

@yourfrienddana With my first, milky ways, pepsi, and green olives. With my second, would have been red beers but obviously couldn’t drink lol but I ate a lot of chili dogs lol

[allison mae💘 @ahurrymae]

Today I’m 9 days sober.

It’s (surprisingly) one of the hardest things I’ve done.

All I can think about is a drink.

Pray for me.