Ahuva Goldstand

Forever student and fan of all forms of creativity, random oddities, the Internets, and the undefinable things that make us all human. All opinions my own.

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@marciahofmann @daphnehk @Klonick Web 2.0 (2000s but still)

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You know there’s a shade pun in here but I’m too annoyed to even bother.

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Hey @TheShadeStore we just schlepped out to your branch at 20th and Park in a hurricane with a baby and it’s randomly closed with no warning. Thanks a bunch!

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@alexlobov Also happy bday!

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Contemplating opening a new Twitter account that’s just live tweeting what people are reading in Washington Sq Park.

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@alexlobov Fair question! Nothing against Salinger although it’s not to my taste. It’s just the insistence on Catcher as some kind of genius that drives me bananas

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“Jung”

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@sharagrif Lol. You’re kind to give benefit of the doubt! Pretty sure it was an NYU student, grad school judging by their age. So still no excuse in my book (excuse the pun)

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Is it fair assume that any adult reading Catcher in the Rye in public is potentially a psychopath?

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@sarahtarno Impact. Spark joy. Scale.
I can go on.

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We all talk about how the wedding industry is a sham but that really buries the lead on the baby and maternity industry. I mean, my god.

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@evelyndouek Crypto

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@CBHessick Terminator

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@sarahtarno It’s just embarrassing

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This is why people hate lawyers:
“As used in this contract the neuter includes the masculine and the feminine, the singular includes the plural, and the plural includes the singular”.
It doesn’t need to be this way.

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@evelyndouek Well have to fix both those things by having you guys over again next time you’re up in our neck of the woods :)

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@evelyndouek Seinfeld reference 😬