Ahwoo the Damager

Twitter lurker. Snarkologist. Winston Woof. Guitar geek.

[Ahwoo the Damager @ahwoo]

Hey @Railway. I lost access to my 2FA device and I don’t have the codes saved. Can you help me get back into my account?

[Ahwoo the Damager @ahwoo]

Is this ish still gonna expire after 30 days? Because that’s really the flexibility I need. Btw, they just raised it 15%.

[NJ TRANSIT @NJTRANSIT]

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[Plum @Plumguyhayes]

@bomani_jones They absolutely should restore the old name. Washington Football Team goes way harder than Washington Commanders

[Jennifer Get In Good Trouble @TheJenniWren]

Senate Republicans = LIARS

We won’t forgive. We won’t forget.

Tell the @HouseGOP 2026 is just around the corner.

Tag. DM. Email. Call. ☎️ 202‑224‑3121

#VoteNo on the Big Ugly Bill
#DemsUnited

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

CARTOON OF THE DAY— throwback to 1975: Schoolhouse Rock’s “No More Kings”

Seems like a good day to revisit this gem. 🇺🇸

Full: https://t.co/FE9vPvWVOp

[Ahwoo the Damager @ahwoo]

@bomani_jones I learned from watching The Office. He was playing keyboard every chance he got.

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

HELL YEAH: The federal prosecutor who resigned when Trump’s DOJ tried to force him to drop the Eric Adams corruption case - is running for Congress to FLIP Pennsylvania’s 7th district.

And the best part? He can win.

Blast this to space and watch his video. Let’s win this seat!

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

Please share this deleted tweet far and wide.

ABC News just suspended senior national correspondent Terry Moran for making it.

[⚘️Carina @Carina_Amyth]

@esjesjesj The last few days have proven this to be true.

[Ahwoo the Damager @ahwoo]

@DisavowTrump20 Yeah. I ain’t there yet. Y’all keep us posted.

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

Damn fucking right! 🎯🎯🎯👇

[Ahwoo the Damager @ahwoo]

@righttimebomani Facts.

[Ahwoo the Damager @ahwoo]

Guess I know what I’m gonna be watching when I log off.

[The Right Time with Bomani Jones @righttimebomani]

Knicks Tough decision with Karl-Anthony Towns, Inside the NBA's Future on ESPN + much more.

New Episode 📺: https://t.co/AVTakusTJW

[Keith Olbermann @KeithOlbermann]

CNN is now owned by right wingers and run by those who wish to please them. They'd love to make money off it but the goal was to control it and neutralize it as a balanced network critical of the fascists. Hiring Chris Licht; Tapper's move right, his inertness in the debate, the Trump town hall etc

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

Ha! I absolutely LOVE this!!!

[Jim Stewartson, Decelerationist 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸 @jimstewartson]

With deep respect to the original CAKE, this is too good not to share.
https://t.co/5t6CdNzXLu

[Ahwoo the Damager @ahwoo]

@CathyYoung63 Really?

[Dr. MemeNstein 🇺🇸🦅 @Coste1Costello]

You think?