anna

sup losers

[postydiary @postydiary]

Manipulating the manipulator by acting manipulated is literally my favourite thing to do

[Codie Sanchez @Codie_Sanchez]

You’re supposed to use every unfair advantage you have. Connections, looks; money, all of it.

You're not noble by picking the hardest path just to look like an underdog.

[Trash boat⛵️😋 @chibuikssss]

I’m a very open minded person. I can change my stance on almost anything if you make a stronger argument than me

[SB @Rackedupsb]

Y’all think it’s hot rn wait until y’all go to hell

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Food trucks need to go back to being cheaper than dine in restaurants. Paying restaurant prices to eat on a sidewalk was never part of the deal.

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

Remember, it's illegal to use your phone while driving. Instead, use the giant iPad built into the car and flip through 50 settings to use navigation or turn ac on.

[Ms.pinkstarr💕 @MsPinkstarr]

Worst day of her life

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

i fear the hottest relationship dynamic is when a woman acts like a chaotic creature and the man finds it deeply amusing instead of spiritually exhausting

[Lena @chancevisitors]

[offering nothing of value] new york needs me

[machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix]

you caught me at a very pathetic time in my life

[bifocal bunny @veritasvates]

you have a moral duty to be hot

[mitra @mitrajoy_]

not a jack of all trades but a hoe of all hobbies

[latke @latkedelrey]

and he’s saying i’m so down. i’m SO down

[1980’s Finance @1980Finance]

Business dinners in the city

[Sarah | fan account @cloiskryptonite]

forever an icon

[Buck @BuckOnTwidder]

undoing years of personal growth with 2 days in miami

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

Nothing unites this app quite like a corporate sex scandal

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

twitter is cigarette for the eyes

[lil piss baby @11kmrn]

as a beautiful woman, i shouldn’t know what sharepoint is