if someone was caught driving:
- drunk
- while texting
- on the wrong side of the road
- 20 mph over the speed limit
- in a school zone during active hours
- while changing lanes every 10 seconds without signaling
- while running stop signs (1/...)
- with the license plates removed
- without any functioning headlights or taillights
- with multiple kidnapped babies in the back seat without carseats
- with multiple people hanging out of the sides of the car
- while actively disobeying police (3/4)
@edzitron oh-oh, we don't agree on it / oh-oh, i totally love it / oh-oh, i think i'm a genius / oh-oh, you're being a peñis / colada, that is
- liz phair, 2010
@gabem_p i kinda understood top left as like. either this person knows they experience full attraction but have never experienced it with a real person, or "never" is being used hyperbolically