aidan

#1 barbiturate salesman #barbiturate

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Is it schizophrenic to have an inside joke with yourself

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Philly really had to sacrifice the Phillies AND the Eagles just to get LeBron. Was it worth it? Probably

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I’ve done it again, my mind has created the greatest thing since hawk tuah

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Who would win in a fight, spider man or mind goblin?

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Is umami actually real or do people just say shit tastes like it to sound pretentious

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Just lost all 3 fantasy football leagues my year is over

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@CoachTomlin can I join your Minecraft server?

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The first kirkaversary is upon us…

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Anyone else drafting Daejon Love in the first round? Investing heavy in him

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All Chase Utley did in his wall of fame speech was glaze Philly fans to the max like bro Philly fans suck😭

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Great win @TheNotoriousMMA @ufc @joerogan @realDonaldTrump @POTUS #whataloser

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🚨BREAKING NEWS: LeBron James🚨#bronnyjames #aidanshefter #breakingnews

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Glad Mitch McConnell is doing okay

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The term “sleeping like a baby” doesn’t make much sense cause anytime I hear about a baby sleeping they waking up and crying every hour of the night

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Can’t wait to watch Mexico vs. England #beanersandtoast

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Horseshoe crabs are the greatest creature ever

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Haven’t lost my virginity cause I never lose

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Never a unique experience

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My boy said he got a footjob dawg that shits nasty

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Happy 67 day