While you’re drinking beer and sucking down your cancer sticks, I’m at the old folks home conning my way into their inheritance and donating it to the IDF in their names
Your favorite color is blue? that’s so cool! *blows your head clean off with a ray gun, scattering your ashes onto the waiter walking past, he screams and collapses as his eyes melt into his skull, no way he’s ever recovering* what’s your favorite blue insect?