AidanP14

I really don’t know what to do

[AidanP14 @aidan_p14]

Touching grass is not enough I need to be shot

[AidanP14 @aidan_p14]

@fuelerofires

[AidanP14 @aidan_p14]

submitted an essay 30 seconds before it was due

[AidanP14 @aidan_p14]

@fuelerofires “Hot fries”

[Victoria 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @Hanasaku_Yuri]

"God could be running as a Republican and I would vote against him or her[...]"

[Zachary Lipez @ZacharyLipez]

We’re watching in real time a viable and essential leftist bloc, with access to political power for the first time in decades (if not longer), decide that the only moral course of action is to become a renaissance faire.

[AidanP14 @aidan_p14]

@fuelerofires

[. @tacitdimension]

Mamdani understands modern American politics is just key jiggling for your in group

[AidanP14 @aidan_p14]

Hey @jschlatt i saw you in Tempe bro hi @jschlatt hello

[AidanP14 @aidan_p14]

@fuelerofires

[Scary Guy (Very Scary) @funny_guy24863]

"My good friend Dan, please come to the room so that we can successfully lure this predator into our sting house, as to both stop further abuse as well as validate my belief of stopping a great, demonic evil. I would really quite appreciate your help :)"

[AidanP14 @aidan_p14]

@fuelerofires did Almond Joy actually say that

[AidanP14 @aidan_p14]

@fuelerofires Wouldn’t that mean the answer is yes?

[Dagan @himynameisdagan]

“I won’t buy Modern Warfare 4, it’s not really my thing”

The second Mads Mikkelsen is revealed:

[AidanP14 @aidan_p14]

@fuelerofires literally every app on my phone updated and now I have an ai assistant on TikTok for some reason and I’m scared. Is this what everyone else has been dealing with ??

[AidanP14 @aidan_p14]

I accidentally turned app auto updates on and it finally updated my Twitter app

[AidanP14 @aidan_p14]

@arizonakiIler

[AidanP14 @aidan_p14]

@arizonakiIler Me 3 Years and 365 days from now (it’s not 364 it’s a leap year that year)

[AidanP14 @aidan_p14]

@fuelerofires This is why I just went to Planned Parenthood and got myself an abortion #forfun

[joe 🇱🇧 🎃 @hackermanjoe]

“a documentary by Nathan Fielder and Lance Oppenheim”

[AidanP14 @aidan_p14]

@fuelerofires