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hammed sandwich

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covfefe

[richard @richard_normal]

you know he’s a real ball knower when he pulls up in russillo hoodie

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this is barely a joke but it still makes me laugh every time

[chappell roan voice its an agamemnonenon @ManuclearBomb]

Gun to to your head, what is the *best* Simpsons joke? However you wanna define it; pics, GIFs, clips, and overwrought explanations welcome.

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@savedbythedels thats right

[Adam Nayman @brofromanother]

Not only the best Simpsons joke but basically a pure distillation of human behaviour

[Rory McCarthy @roryisconfused]

Thinking about when Norm MacDonald would not stop attacking Bret Easton Ellis for attacking Alice Munro, God bless him

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lol. lmao.

[Brad Rowland @BTRowland]

The Atlanta Hawks won the lottery for the first time in franchise history.

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@RealEricAdamcik i fully did not know this was happening today

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@shgeldz happy birthday

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checking in on facebook

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naz reid

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

Odds on next NBA player mentioned in a new Drake or Kendrick Lamar song, per @BovadaOfficial

- Kevin Durant: +300
- Kawhi Leonard: +450
- Nikola Jokic: +550
- Luka Doncic: +650
- Giannis Antetokounmpo: +650
- Kyle Lowry: +800
- Jayson Tatum: +950
- Shai Gilgeous-Alexander: +1400
- Russell Westbrook: +1400
- DeMar DeRozan: +1500
- Paul George: +1500
- Joel Embiid: +2000
- Lou Williams: +2500

(Via https://t.co/ahSA8iwSCE)

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(drake singing voice) i kneeew you would call me a pedophileee / to be frank that was extremely predictableee / i’m surprised that it took you that many songssss / we all thought you might have just went and led with thaaat

(drake rapping voice) just to be clear i’m not though,

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action bronson just released a diss track taking shots at flank steak

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we’ve discovered a new type of jokic water polo play

[Katy Winge @katywinge]

This angle you’re kidding

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giant baby mad he still can't make it to the conference finals. embarrassing!

[Hoop Central @TheHoopCentral]

Joel Embiid assessed a Flagrant 1.

https://t.co/yuDfmFq52q

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

Excited for @TheOnion to be officially sold and not working for the empty-headed clown of a CEO we had to work under. Here’s the reply he sent when he was told that I was leaving for a new job:

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look not to side with the swifties but a) nothing about her lyrics is opaque, b) opaqueness cannot vomit, c) “open the schools” is meaningless cliche and d) doesn’t even apply because she’s arguably most popular among over-educated people

really rough

[Paste Magazine @PasteMagazine]

#TaylorSwift is the most famous musician—and, arguably, person—on Earth, but on ‘The Tortured Poets Department,’ she can’t help but infantilize the very people who buy into her music and drive her successes upwards in the first place. Read our review ↓ https://t.co/P8gv3PkIP0