Mount Whateverest

the misadventures of a shit-talker. they/them.

[Mount Whateverest @aidanskye]

I need to start doing acid again

[Mount Whateverest @aidanskye]

ur vanity plate makes me feel outside of an inside joke

[Mount Whateverest @aidanskye]

walking around angry but still admiring the flowers , bitch

[Mount Whateverest @aidanskye]

considering becoming a ponytail guy , don’t text

[Mount Whateverest @aidanskye]

I need hoe summer

[Mount Whateverest @aidanskye]

Can’t believe I’m gonna be in the same room as Chaka Khan tonight

[Mount Whateverest @aidanskye]

Logging into the patient portal to ask my doctor if he’s mad at me

[. @deityofnightt]

l've never seen anything more accurate

[erika @yeeeerika]

10 things owning a lava lamp taught me about leadership

[Mount Whateverest @aidanskye]

hot ass week comin n I’m ready to get sweaty

[Mount Whateverest @aidanskye]

“Far be it from me” goes hard

[hamsta @goobygirl2]

i am my worst enemy but i will defeat me soon

[5hahem @shaTIRED]

10mg adderral, can of Diet Coke, and a pack of green apple hi-chews

[Mount Whateverest @aidanskye]

hoes be damned

[Mount Whateverest @aidanskye]

Love is so cool and awesome ☺️

[Mount Whateverest @aidanskye]

, i love to be single

[Mount Whateverest @aidanskye]

my work crush broke up with their boyfriend
oh no how terrible

[Mount Whateverest @aidanskye]

gotta be the swaggiest guy in the coop

[swinky @swinkying]

went to the Shut the Fuck Up factory and they said ur late for ur shift

[Mount Whateverest @aidanskye]

Jay Z might have a lot of dollars, but I have a better mustache than him