Aida Cook

Life in the VA 'burbs, with a healthy dose of snark.

[Aida Cook @aidaocook]

@jeffrey4god2u @nicksortor It was Twin Cities Marathon weekend. There were multiple races. He said very clearly he ran the 10 mile, and wished luck to the people running the marathon.

[Aida Cook @aidaocook]

@GiantFood Nope, didn't work

[Aida Cook @aidaocook]

@GiantFood FYI your app is not working properly. It has stopped notifying the store upon arrival for pickup like it used to. Not a big deal to call the store, but wanted to flag it.

[Aida Cook @aidaocook]

The fuck

[Starbucks @Starbucks]

@Anthony_Goins03 Eggnog Latte was discontinued, but you might enjoy a hot Sugar Cookie Almondmilk Latte instead! ✨

[Melissa Navia 🚀 @melissaCnavia]

Got an email from a man telling me I don’t “need” to wear makeup because I am naturally adorable and that I look younger without “all of it” and then made sure to remind me he was paying me the highest compliment. PRAY FOR THIS MAN. I am about to respond in the name of all women.

[Arielle Dundas @ArielleDundas]

Why are you, as a recipe, lying about how long it takes to cook onions?

[Aida Cook @aidaocook]

@Col1974Shan @JeriLRyan Tell me you didn't excel in biology class without telling me you didn't excel in biology class 🙄

[Aida Cook @aidaocook]

@akmcquade Why the fuck did we move here?

[Aida Cook @aidaocook]

I never realized @gates_mcfadden directed my favorite episode of #StarTrek (any Star Trek) ever! (TNG: Genesis) And the dancing in Data's Day is a delight. She's a gem!

[TrekMovie.com @TrekMovie]

We wish a very happy birthday to @gates_mcfadden, #StarTrekTNG's Dr. Beverly Crusher on the series and in 4 films. She also choreographed the dance in "Data's Day," directed the super creepy TNG episode "Genesis," and has her own podcast, InvestiGates.
#DrBeverly

[Aida Cook @aidaocook]

@vivisectrice Eh, sort of. I pretty much open the app to peruse Star Trek happenings for a few minutes a day.

[William Shatner @WilliamShatner]

Aren’t we all adorbs! 😘🚀

[Aida Cook @aidaocook]

@FunkBrittany This was my cake this year

[Aida Cook @aidaocook]

@RoyalCaribbean Gotcha, thanks

[Aida Cook @aidaocook]

@RoyalCaribbean But I can't call and just cancel and rebook over the phone now?

[Aida Cook @aidaocook]

@RoyalCaribbean @LIZBTH If I call, can I cancel and arrange to use the credit over the phone immediately? Worried the replacement I want will be sold out by 9/20.

[Aida Cook @aidaocook]

@LiveNoBS wish you had travel sizes for carrying on planes!