Aidan'Gary

My real name is Christian.

[Aidan'Gary @aidiegee]

Oh so you cyber bully someone... Sorry tough guy...

[Aidan'Gary @aidiegee]

Them moods when you can't decide if you need to punch someone in the face, a pint of Vodka or 2 weeks sleep.

[Aidan'Gary @aidiegee]

I'm not saying I'm batman, I'm just saying you've never seen me and batman in the same room.

[Aidan'Gary @aidiegee]

People expect so much from each other but will never give anything back

[Aidan'Gary @aidiegee]

If you read the dictionary, that technically makes every other book just a remix

[Aidan'Gary @aidiegee]

I have 2 moods; Hungry and Hungrier

[Aidan'Gary @aidiegee]

Watching people fall over is so funny.

[Aidan'Gary @aidiegee]

So you sing cook & dance? Please hold a moment while i find a ring

[Broly @RoastGodBroly]

When ya side hoe think she can hang with you in public but you gotta knock some sense into that bitch. http://t.co/3mWng7hcew

[Aidan'Gary @aidiegee]

How am I supposed to loose weight when the best part about life is food

[Aidan'Gary @aidiegee]

It’s really cute when people forget your existence until they need something

[Aidan'Gary @aidiegee]

How am I expected to make real life decisions when I still turn off the lights and then sprint to my bed so monsters don’t get me

[Aidan'Gary @aidiegee]

ok puberty

jokes over

u can make me hot now

[Aidan'Gary @aidiegee]

I'm professional at
1) Eating
2) Sleeping
3) Stalking someone's profile.

[Aidan'Gary @aidiegee]

It's so much more upsetting when a dog dies in a TV show.

[Aidan'Gary @aidiegee]

You ever met them people that look like their face have been set on fire and tried to be put out with a fork?

[Aidan'Gary @aidiegee]

If your phone falls you panic
If your friend falls you laugh.

[Aidan'Gary @aidiegee]

Unexpected turns in life may not always be a bad thing

[Aidan'Gary @aidiegee]

You know them days when you just need a pint of vodka

[Aidan'Gary @aidiegee]

Dear most people i know, stop being a tit all your life.