Lizardmorph

Big thinker, hater, lover, duality of man

[tyler @cheapspandex]

she moves just like a gay man.

[Hollymore @Hollymore10703]

Ppl look at u crazy when you look at them on the subway like yes I wanna look at you bitch you’re part of the mosaic of life

[valencia @thegrandeismine]

do you prefer ariana grande with or without an ominous moose lurking behind her

[🙄 @pastaxprince]

Accidentally took a sip of my wine on camera during a 1pm work call

[matt @missicegurt]

vc nao é um cancer 💔

[Lizardmorph @aidinieee]

No one talks about how hard it is to be a monitoring spirit when all of your enemies are from like 3+ years ago… like how do I keep the passion alive when nothing means anything anymore…

[Lizardmorph @aidinieee]

I need new enemies because the ones I’m currently spiritually monitoring are getting old… like my heart isn’t in it anymore cause it’s been so long and I don’t gaf, but I still yearn to monitor…

[Lizardmorph @aidinieee]

I need my enemies to post more, I’m running out of content to spiritually monitor…

[popsee @qopsee99]

Missionary so he can see me close my eyes and imagine someone else

[mars @bajablstdeeznut]

“2 likes isn’t a lot” imagine two Boys kissing

[👾 @repeatafterd]

Omg zara doesn’t play

[Lizardmorph @aidinieee]

I want to get lost in the forest for a while but survive

[Lizardmorph @aidinieee]

I want to get lost in the forest so bad…

[Lizardmorph @aidinieee]

I want to get lost in the forest…

[Lizardmorph @aidinieee]

I’ve been touched twice today by long ass finger nails, one of them by a man, and one was an old lady and her nail touched underneath my finger nail… im disgusted, trim your fucking nails nasty. Maybe if you were a woman with stunning acrylics it would be different but ur not…

[Lizardmorph @aidinieee]

And if you’re wondering, no, I won’t be going into the forest to purposefully get lost… the forest will find me…

[Lizardmorph @aidinieee]

I kind of hope I get lost in a forest for a week or two so I can loose like 10 pounds without actually having to try, too much effort to do it on purpose

[Lizardmorph @aidinieee]

I just love dragging my feet across the ground when I walk

[possiblykimrichards @psblykimrichrds]

I went to her sweet 16 in manalapan New Jersey and she wore a teal and silver sparkled tutu dress and the theme was New York Nights and instead of a cake she had a tower of cupcakes that were red velvet

[Lizardmorph @aidinieee]

If Cassie starts working at the strip club next episode I’m putting in my application