Do you ever think ppl who were previously Hannibals clients saw him in the news like "what the fuck that dude legitimately helped me through my trauma" because he couldn't have been traumatising all of his clients or he wouldn't have had a job
🐰: *clapping for himself*
🐰: i think i've earned the right to be a little cocky right now
lee know is so funny 😭😭 yes you did well everyone clap for lee know right now 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏
¿Sabías que...?
La Revolución Haitiana contribuyó a la extinción del comercio esclavista transatlántico: hasta ese momento, los negreros veían a la gente esclavizada como mero ganado. Cuanto más, mejor. Más riqueza. A partir de ese momento, empezaron a ser conscientes de que +
💬: are you ready?
🐰: yes...
🐰: i'm afraid of heights
💬: oh really?
🐰: yes but i'm going to try to overcome it today
💬: you can overcome it! fighting!
🐰: i'm not going to die right?
💬: well, no one has died so far
🐰: maybe i'll be the first-
Quick random Gwyneth Paltrow story. She has sent the same bouquet of condolence flowers every year to a friend of mine because of her father’s death. Her father isn’t dead. She’s been told this at least 6 times, but every April the flowers come, on her birthday. She has confused her birthday with her father’s supposed death & has done this for 20 years. And she’s met her father. Twice.
Elon Musk is set to become a trillionaire within the next few months and a Karl Marx quote comes to mind.
"One day there will be trillionaires, but you will still have nothing."
Amazing powers of prediction.
El verdadero milagro del Zendal no fue la cantidad de gente que se curó (solo fueron casos leves) sino la de colegas de Ayuso que se forraron.
(Y sigo viendo necesaria una serie documental sobre el pelotazódromo de Valdebebas: con un episodio por pelotazo, da para muchos)