aidan

the early bird gets the worm
but the second mouse gets the cheese

[BlueJay @them_failure]

Sorry about mahjong last night, I kept hunting for the four white dragons and let my passion create a fifth

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

[aidan @aidnus]

professional tickle monster

[Jared Weiss @JaredWeissNBA]

This is how Wemby warms up to practice staying on balance through contact

[jp @excesstential]

i think “decontextualized idiom in plain speak” has the highest batting average of tweet type for me. i mean this tweet is gospel at this point

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

An honor to be reunited with my mentor, Jim Downey.

[aidan @aidnus]

@knalllen surely not, right?

[largest rodent @capybaroness]

"skip bayless vs 20 lebron stans" is such a funny idea for one of these i can't believe this is real

[aidan @aidnus]

@renee_bruch gotta put it on the resume

[aidan @aidnus]

@renee_bruch isn't that what we've all been thinking

[aidan @aidnus]

@renee_bruch I really like artichoke as an answer. I was thinking spinach for a minute, but spinach is more of a he/they if anything.

[aidan @aidnus]

@renee_bruch I will be trying this sandwich shop !

[Chandler @_chandler_____]

Tershawn Wharton played college ball at a D2 school in a town where the best bar was in a basement.

UDFA that surprised everyone, made the team, won 2 rings, and got paid $54 million.

He won at life. Go Miners.

[Moonsault Slayer @VolSkimmer]

JDCR trolling blue ranks with Jin 😭

[aidan @aidnus]

@sportswaatcher all I'm saying is what could be the downside of bringing DJ humphries in and putting thuney back at guard

[Molly Morrison @mollyhannahm]

people are asleep right now.

luka is a laker and some people are just sleeping.

[i-win @i_winxd]

PETERWARE (FULL VERSION)

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

ConnorEatsPants may be the greatest streamer ever

[No Arm Whatley @WhatleyLeague]

Genuinely one of the funniest League clips I have ever seen.

League has broken this man.

[aidan @aidnus]

@ValorLeaks valorant 9.11