The road to Hell, you say, is paved with good intentions. Charming. But actually it's paved with intriguing questions. You want to know. Man do you want to know
#travelthoughts
That includes comments about being a plastic surgeon who has "made many women happy over the years". Your wife is right sir, it's weird and creepy. Stfu it's 3 AM, mind ya business.
#travelthoughts
Men should know @ this point it's creepy to ask a young girl her last name, where she's from & travel destination...
ππ§ No worries stranger, I'm gonna make sure you get off the plane safe.
Me *after camping*: I can't help it, I bruise like a peach.
Boyfriend: maybe you aren't meant to be in the country side ever lol
Me: NO! Peaches live in the country side!!!
When you're reunited with a friend and ask if they need help with anything--"what's the one thing you always helped me with? Say it"
"... It's laundry isn't it?" #friendship