B-Rit

The road to Hell, you say, is paved with good intentions. Charming. But actually it's paved with intriguing questions. You want to know. Man do you want to know

[B-Rit @aiello_squirrel]

#travelthoughts
1st material thing I miss when I travel- my own bed #therealbedtime
2nd general thing I miss- driving myself #mycaristoofar

[chandler riggs @chandlerriggs]

hershel’s speech hittin different rn

[B-Rit @aiello_squirrel]

#travelthoughts
That includes comments about being a plastic surgeon who has "made many women happy over the years". Your wife is right sir, it's weird and creepy. Stfu it's 3 AM, mind ya business.

[B-Rit @aiello_squirrel]

#travelthoughts
Men should know @ this point it's creepy to ask a young girl her last name, where she's from & travel destination...
👀🧐 No worries stranger, I'm gonna make sure you get off the plane safe.

[B-Rit @aiello_squirrel]

#travelthoughts
Why does nobody give at least one armrest to the middle seat?? We would like the option too ya know! #raisetheelbows

[B-Rit @aiello_squirrel]

#travelthoughts (a series)
People who snore either shouldn't sleep on planes or should have their own snore section.

[B-Rit @aiello_squirrel]

With #Friends being taken off Netflix, it looks like for now #NewGirl has been moved to the top

[B-Rit @aiello_squirrel]

Santa, what's Christmas really about?
VENGEANCE!!!
#tistheseason #TheGrinch #stillhadadog #traditions

[B-Rit @aiello_squirrel]

Me *after camping*: I can't help it, I bruise like a peach.
Boyfriend: maybe you aren't meant to be in the country side ever lol
Me: NO! Peaches live in the country side!!!

[B-Rit @aiello_squirrel]

You named your dog The Misses? This coming from the person who named their dog Pony.
#VeronicaMarsSeason4 #bingeworthy #sohappy

[B-Rit @aiello_squirrel]

Here is my Sabre! Let me go get my pistol and I will duel you for these mattresses #pricecheck #winenight @AshleyLoveLuzak

[B-Rit @aiello_squirrel]

Aiello Luzak 2020: You Didn't Ask for This, But We're Here Anyway
@AshleyLoveLuzak #PresidentialElection #GettingReady #couldbeworse

[B-Rit @aiello_squirrel]

Me "... @AshleyLoveLuzak what's a potatoe sweater??" 😅😂😂😂 #nightout #yourrosedontfoolnooone

[B-Rit @aiello_squirrel]

@AnimalPlanet #votesherman, the #dogbowl Is a good way to spend part of Saturday in my opinion 😎👍💯🐶🏈🏆#nopatriotnationhere

[B-Rit @aiello_squirrel]

Such an AMAZING GIFT!!! @Sawbones thank you @AshleyLoveLuzak!

[B-Rit @aiello_squirrel]

When you're reunited with a friend and ask if they need help with anything--"what's the one thing you always helped me with? Say it"
"... It's laundry isn't it?" #friendship

[B-Rit @aiello_squirrel]

@AshleyLoveLuzak : does it mean I'll have a bottle the next night and the next night and the next night? No!... Because I'm out of wine
😂🍷❤️

[B-Rit @aiello_squirrel]

While everyone else was having sex in cummerbund, we were just like...
@AshleyLoveLuzak : InuYasha!

[B-Rit @aiello_squirrel]

*In the bedroom* you're a style potato! *slaps bottom* BOIL!
@AshleyLoveLuzak 😂🤣🍠🥔

[B-Rit @aiello_squirrel]

@AshleyLoveLuzak Now about that therapist : he told me I needed Jesus to help my eyesight. I told Him he needed an education
😂😂