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[alexandra @aIexanndra]

So can DMX

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

A male cheetah can make a female ovulate by barking at her.

[alexandra @aIexanndra]

@YonnyBravo_ Why does she look like a teletubby

[alexandra @aIexanndra]

Leo from Love is Blind is rich. Just reminding you, in case you forgot.

[gabitha. @igabitha]

Being in your 20’s is crazy because why did you stay with someone you were that incompatible with for that long.

[alexandra @aIexanndra]

@barstoolsports No she doesn’t

[alexandra @aIexanndra]

@yes__noe She should’ve refused that jawn on her forehead, yikes

[toxic king @toxicking]

ALL U BITCHES DO IS LIE & GO TO SCHOOL FOR NURSING

[alexandra @aIexanndra]

@_gtripodi @yes__noe I was just about to say what a bargain! Did you purchase?!

[toxic king @toxicking]

You’re in her DMs?? well she's doing her british accent in front of me

[alexandra @aIexanndra]

My patient just threatened to “pinch my titty”. Sir, it’s not even noon yet, please leave me alone. 😩

[alexandra @aIexanndra]

@fairyartmother

[alexandra @aIexanndra]

@fairyartmother

[alexandra @aIexanndra]

“I’m attracted to you. I don’t know if anybody else is.” 😭😭😭

[alexandra @aIexanndra]

@yes__noe It’s me!

[alexandra @aIexanndra]

@Doc2st The girl playing the flute while wearing a mask 😭

[alexandra @aIexanndra]

@crohnsmarone Remember when your mom almost killed him with a peanut butter bday cake

[alexandra @aIexanndra]

Someone hacked my venmo but joke’s on them because I’m already poor 🙃

[alexandra @aIexanndra]

@yes__noe That’s a sin 😂

[alexandra @aIexanndra]

Eddie can’t be a good drug dealer if everyone knows Reefer Rick is his supplier… #StrangerThings

[alexandra @aIexanndra]

The only part of the Johnny Depp vs. Amber Heard trial you really need to watch/hear, is when Johnny recalls the night Amber took a SHIT in his bed and blamed the 4lb dogs.

[alexandra @aIexanndra]

@itsjustmike25 Callaway bucket hat 🔥