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[Nostos @NostosLit]

― Sylvia Plath, The Unabridged Journals

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

When i'm so full i can barely breath but someone mentions dessert:

[T @dfwtee_]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here.

[eliz @eliza___v]

when you’re stretching in bed & you feel your calf start to tighten

[piss girl @xtsygirll]

i feel like a diversity hire at family gatherings

[✒️ @Literariium]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

He’s the prince that was promised and he’s banned from sitting on the iron throne I’m gonna be sick

[` @ymmayerr]

destroying books for ai is almost literally the plot for Farenheit 451. what the FUCK are we doing

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Hey. So. The people that scan rare antique books and destroy them are the bad guys in every dystopian story. Just FYI.

[Sarrah Bellus @sarrah_bellus]

NYC mayor, Zohran Mamdani, tried to break through the state troopers to stop the mass deportations while shouting:

'DO YOU BELIEVE IN THE 1st AMENDMENT?'

This IS what it looks like when a leader is fighting for humanity. 👏

[Rosedark 📕 @FreeRosedark]

Pressing “keep me signed in” before entering my password

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

If they're turning engineers into activists they have been doing unfathomable evil behind the scenes

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

“You live in the Midwest there can’t be that much traffic”

Midwest traffic:

[miia @miiagarro]

soon as i become an adult mfs wanna have this hunger games ass government

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to log into Microsoft Authenticator 35 times a day, create deliverables for key stakeholders, and circle back offline.

[𝑱𝒖𝒏𝒊𝒐𝒓 ✞ @Juniorr21_]

"Congratulations! You got the job. You start at 7am on monday"

[Emett 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯 @kermettp]

Me choosing to not sit with my coworkers so I can eat my lunch and watch my YouTube

[🌸 @chicorypetals]

new cheese village just discovered

[riri.🫦 @ririlivingg]

we made it to friday y’all.