may🦋❤️

-i’m just a girl

[Opal @opaldollx]

I'm the kind of person who, when masturbating, just rubs the clit

[Sonhei 🎀 @kiara7829]

if dna tests should be mandatory at birth, then every man’s dna should be entered into a database for unsolved rape cases too.

[Muyanja @leonekavuma]

Ludo is a game of malice. If you play to win you're losing

[David🌾🇳🇬 @DOBabatunde]

How can you sit down and create counterfeit baby food?!
BABY FOOD?! Fake food for babies to eat?!
You are no different from a murderer.

[VEEZE @VEEd60bm]

no contact is no contact fuck you and your birthday

[Big Tee @societyhatestee]

letting people experience your family is an underrated act of intimacy. you can't do that with everybody.

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

I hate when jeans do that weird thing where they give you a dick

[lil woot di woot @ashdidthatt]

Do both

[alice 🩶 @_petalite]

"money cant buy happiness" give😭it😭to😭me😭then😭bitch😭youre😭clearly😭not😭doing😭it😭right😭

[Vee 🖤🧁 @Victoria_Momolu]

2 months Before CHRISTMAS and my only wish is to become financially blessed, healthy and genuinely happy.

[Ash @theashrb]

Yes. The fuck?

[Tomi 🧶🌸 @crochetbyayo_]

“where u at?” at my limit, man, I'm at my limit

[Dimitri @thedimitri]

messaging my wife a link containing proof of her husband cheating on her from an anonymous instagram account and then when she clicks on it texting her to let her know she failed the family phishing test and she has to retake my cybersecurity course

[Juls 😈 @nma_beke]

The first “Arise O Compatriots” after PO wins would hit like crack.

[evy 🐦‍⬛ @magpieluvr]

he finally broke no contact 🥹

[ؘ @dimeurz]

“it was a joke” i know. i didnt like the joke. dont be fucking stupid

[Medlyn🔮✨ @medlynn_]

A CRY FOR HELP!!!

I’m currently admitted at navy hospital, borokiri port harcourt. I’ve been here for over a week now, I’m sick, I’m battling with kidney and liver infection, my womb is infected, I also have fibroid, peptic ulcer and hepatitis C.

[Teekay🎀 @_takon]

season 5 of game of thrones and i haven’t seen the cock of one man, but boobs and coochies are everywhere, okay

[Doccy🎙️ @doccybaibee]

You people are defending 500k makeup but if dem knack you 500k bill at the hospital, you go shout.

500k makeup will never make any sense no matter how much you people defend it and try to make it look cool 🙂

[Ori Eguru David Beckham 😁 @lourd4lanre]

Are you mad???