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#LLSG #LLJD #LLOC

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

According to our Constitution, we should have overthrown our government by now.

[丶 @Justhatejossy]

"Do you all mind if we cancel?"
Me;

[Grug 🪨 @grugcapital]

I once dated a woman with BPD who threw a prosecco bottle at my head (I dodged that shit) and told me to get out, so naturally I prepared to vacate the premises but before I could she grabbed a knife and threatened to plunge it into her heart if I left. God I miss her.

[𝑴𝒂𝒗☆ @thugwontmiss]

When she double texts>>>

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

People who think a 30 minute drive is far annoy me so much😭😭

[🥇 @thankyouparlay]

I don’t want no better bitch I want my bitch BETTER

[Six @likethenumber6]

I love the phrase “fuck I thought” cause the fuck did I think fr

[KUTT THROAT⚔️ @Gatsoxo]

My 13 year old niece just posted this I’m on my knees 😭😭

[𝐆𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐝𝐮𝐬 @ImperiumFirst]

> Jеws claim Israel didn’t do 9/11
> Americans start turning against Israel
> Jews start talking about another 9/11

[ٰ @notsofinefgs]

let’s fuck things out

[27. @dimvji]

i should've locked in when i was thirteen

[A.VICTOR @Lifeof_AG01]

Fuck sex, let's sit on the bed and figure out why you've been lying since I met you

[Safiq 🎙️ Sah•feek @ItsBankhead_]

I do be freaked out I’m not even gone hold you

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Allow your friends to distance themselves to fix their lives not everything is about you

[⋆˚✿˖° @twatknotz]

LA is most beautiful at 3AM with empty streets

[Ian Carroll @IanCarrollShow]

If anything explodes in America in the next 60 days- it was Israel.

[kmiluchis @camilarz_]

extraño stalkear likes ajenos en twitter

[Softboy @softboywin]

Dear Apple if I delete the contact Maybe: you should delete that shit too

[eliz @eliza___v]

You must complete the HR mandatory safety training"
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