Me: k, can't watch TV because
K interrupting me: can I have the Paddington?
Me staring at him...
K: sorry mommy, I forgot you were talking
He forgot I was talking, while I was talking -_- #ADHD is fun!
Camp registration started at "7am" at @YMCAsofCandKW went to the page at 6:57 and already "too many people registering at the moment, refresh the page until your get in". Have been refreshing for the last 20 minutes ignoring my child. Hate this system
@WRPSToday I agree, a map would be nice. We are smack in the middle of what's probably closed. We haven't seen a snowplow in hours. Does that mean we can't leave?
Hey @CineplexMovies any reason why Cineplex Waterloo is not showing at all for Friday or next week? Want to buy tickets for this Friday but it's not offering ANY movies
@JpConsulting4u@kevinthedad Mine also does that! Well, he ate a raw corn on the cob and will eat peels and raw of things you usually don't, so he is weird 😁
Evolution of a Women's Tshirt:
Waits for debut.
Becomes regular wardrobe staple.
Normal wear & tear send it to "workout clothes" drawer.
No longer suitable to wear in public = PJs.
Brief stint as a cleaning rag before disintegrating into thin air never to be seen again.
@clhubes Mostly adults really, but my son went to the park with his unicorn rainbow dress the other day and then refused to play because the other kids would think he was a girl (he was fine the other times) so I think something was said to him at another point :(
We are playing pretend phone chat in the car and this happened:
5: my grandpa and dad died
Me: oh no, I'm sorry
5: it's not your fault, he died all by himself
...
Hahahahah
If you wanted to study philosophy but didn't have a chance, having a kid could be your second shot. My kid kept asking "Is today yesterday or tomorrow?" And no answer was good enough until I chose one. The answer is yesterday. Today is yesterday if you are wondering
@moonstruckinnyc Used my husband's chips bowl for my kid in one such occasion. Washed it and put it back. He gave me the silent treatment for a day and kept avoiding it lol. Had to take it out of circulation and it is now only the barf bowl ���
5: I wanna read with mommy
Mom: Fine ok
5: Oh look mommy is gonna have a baby cause her belly is so big
Dad: laughs for the next 5 min
Narrator: book flew across the sofa and dad got threaten with a book to his head if he kept laughing
@LifeThrewLemons@MumInBits Today mine asked for watermelon juice, i got him that and I got myself orange juice. He tried both, finished my whole orange juice, gave me back the full watermelon one and said he didn't like it -_-
5 drew a treasure map with lots of twists and adventure on our bikes. Where did the map take us to? @WalmartCanada 😁 where there are "great toys" for all 3 of us 😂