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mr unfuckwitable

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I am willy wonka and the world is my chocolate factory

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Went out of my way to get pandan extract… open it when I get home and it’s MISLABELED. It’s fucking rose flavoured and I HATE ROSE

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Grace vanderwalls boyfriend looking like Daniel Larson is like a big government whistleblowing scandal. It opens so many doors

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You don’t realize how important jianbing is until you move to the city

[. @aiidanwolf]

Some guy staring at his phone slammed into me as I was getting off the train and dropped his phone… he proceeded to stare at me so intensely for like 15 seconds😭 I started laughing it felt like time stopped. He looked like this but didn’t say a word during this exchange

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Fuck a friend with a cottage I need a friend with one of these 😻

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I was the Facebook boss

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Real ones remember brick bronze

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Super idol is making a coming back

[. @aiidanwolf]

Super idol de xiàoróng dōu méi nǐ de tián Bā yuè zhèngwǔ de yángguāng dōu méi nǐ yàoyǎn Rè'ài 105 dù de nǐ Dī dī qīngchún de xhēngliúshuǐ

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We are receiving programming we are learning

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Come to Appalachia and LEMME GRAB YA

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There’s n almost no discourse about Chrisesn rock and that shit upsets me #deadass

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@charredlot Why u eat 20 at once. One at a time

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But the unicorn frappe is coming back 😍

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Y would they clone Kai cenat bro straight up ruining my day…

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Ate a 7/11 taquito and a pre packed sausage from the grocery store today I could give less of a fuck

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Corbin from love island is like my OC

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Lil tj rlly said she say she a virgin it’s hurting multiple times in multiple songs n mfs ran with it. 🤨

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getting “they call me big mama like a fat bitch” tatted on my fin neck bruzzz