Ever Evans

Certified Fag Whisperer 🏳️‍⚧️ she/he/they

[Ever Evans @AikoEvans]

Boyfriends at clubs are so fucking lame...quit cockblocking me I’m trying to fuck your girlfriend

[Ever Evans @AikoEvans]

@GayUncleFrank There’s literally no one prettier than you

[Ever Evans @AikoEvans]

@GayUncleFrank See, I think it would fit. It would just be ✨sluttier✨ which I mean…isn’t that the goal anyways?

[Ever Evans @AikoEvans]

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[Ever Evans @AikoEvans]

@GayUncleFrank Should we just share a wardrobe?

[childish branzino @absflora]

timothée chalamet is the new benedict cumberbatch in the sense that you can say ANYTHING and we know who you mean. tiffany chevrolet. timpanogos charlemagne. symphony cabernet. jiminy castaway.

[carin currier @currier_carin]

the alaskan urge to ask someone where they’re from so I can eventually tell them i’m from alaska

[sarah @sablaah]

She Quit Her Job to Find Herself. She Found Out she Doesn't Want to Do Anything.

[lilli 🌩 @ratsandlilies]

painting what one day will be just memories

[EYEOFSCOTTIE @eyeofscottie]

“you think you can do these things, BUT YOU JUST CAN’T NEMO”

[Birdy @CAMPROBBER_]

Meadow Lakes Alaska

[william @willllliam]

california

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

i’m gonna find out who runs this radio station’s account and fight them

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

somewhere in the world there is a girl who just cut and dyed her hair after a breakup and about to post it with the caption “so this just happened” and i just want to tell her that i love her

[Ever Evans @AikoEvans]

@miss_aleexxx I love you 🥺✨

[Ever Evans @AikoEvans]

@FKAslutmuffin Dude immediately what I said once I saw it. Catch me cosplaying all summer ✌🏼

[Ever Evans @AikoEvans]

Call me Chester the Cheeto Boi 🧡💛🧨🧀☄️

[Ever Evans @AikoEvans]

The flight attendant told me “be careful” while I was getting off the plane in anchorage and I felt so threatened. What does it mean? On high alert

[Ever Evans @AikoEvans]

@_shortleg I’ve been a sinner this long, the only option at this point is to just keep going 🤷🏼‍♀️