Aileen❁

[Aileen❁ @aileen_mcgovern]

@NJDevils can you play kesha pls

[Aileen❁ @aileen_mcgovern]

I want luke hemmings to jump rope with my small intestine

[Aileen❁ @aileen_mcgovern]

Argue with the wall

[Aileen❁ @aileen_mcgovern]

Pierce Brosnan’s role in Mamma Mia was far more influential and important to society than any James Bond and men just aren’t ready to accept that

[Aileen❁ @aileen_mcgovern]

INCH WORMS ARE SO CUTE

[Aileen❁ @aileen_mcgovern]

Middle aged people need to be kept on a leash and I’m not taking criticism on that

[Aileen❁ @aileen_mcgovern]

I really think we as a society should work on getting flippers instead of toes

[Aileen❁ @aileen_mcgovern]

My personal hell is being stuck for those 10 seconds watching a YouTube ad of some random 20-30 year old man promoting his tips on how to be a successful business man or start your own business

[Aileen❁ @aileen_mcgovern]

@maggkilfeather You’ll just have to substitute tummy. This is non negotiable

[Aileen❁ @aileen_mcgovern]

Belly is the worst word in the English language and I really do think we should get rid of it

[Aileen❁ @aileen_mcgovern]

Now this would make it very difficult for harry styles to sing watermelon sugar but I think it’s something he can work around for the greater good

[Aileen❁ @aileen_mcgovern]

Living your dreams by Raini Rodriguez is the closest thing we have to the spoken word of God

[Aileen❁ @aileen_mcgovern]

@fuboTV hi why are you playing some shit called ice time in place of the devils penguins game rn I just want to watch please and thank you

[Aileen❁ @aileen_mcgovern]

Mentally I’m here

[Aileen❁ @aileen_mcgovern]

@5SOS I will be committing arson once per day until you somehow let me play this on Spotify. Think about this.

[Aileen❁ @aileen_mcgovern]

@koolfeather That’s exactly what my professor told me!

[Aileen❁ @aileen_mcgovern]

Accidentally sang bleeding love to my 150 person lecture today how’s your day going

[Aileen❁ @aileen_mcgovern]

As a society we do not eat nearly enough gogurts

[Aileen❁ @aileen_mcgovern]

As 5 wise men once said: Tonight, let's get some
and live while we're young

[Dr. Jill Biden @DrBiden]

Together, we will build a world where the accomplishments of our daughters will be celebrated, rather than diminished.