🥺 Goob irl 🥺

she|her (an adult I promise) I’m insufferable

[🥺 Goob irl 🥺 @ailish_harris]

I see lots of “do my friends secretly hate me?” content but not nearly enough “are my friends only hanging out with me for brief moments of entertainment and are mere moments away from dropping me like the replaceable court jester I am?” content.

[🥺 Goob irl 🥺 @ailish_harris]

@itsdorothybonch That’s literal discrimination I’m sorry

[🥺 Goob irl 🥺 @ailish_harris]

@PopeJacobPaul Yes — take them off like a Bratz doll or you’re not An LGBTQIA+ anymore

[Myth @neurowonderful]

The five neurodivergent love languages: infodumping, parallel play, support swapping, Please Crush My Soul Back Into My Body, and "I found this cool rock/button/leaf/etc and thought you would like it"

[🥺 Goob irl 🥺 @ailish_harris]

@PopeJacobPaul THE ORIGINAL !!! UNMATCHED !!!!

[Dr. Johnathan Flowers, Sword Bisexual @shengokai]

So much of academia has been justified with "I suffered through this, and I made it. You'll be okay."

No, dear reader, I will not be "okay," and I don't think you're "okay" either despite having "made it."

[🥺 Goob irl 🥺 @ailish_harris]

Do I fear the ocean bc I have to wear a swimsuit to be in it or do I fear swimsuits bc I wear them in the ocean?

[🥺 Goob irl 🥺 @ailish_harris]

@itsdorothybonch NOT TO BE DRAMATIC BUT THERE IS NOTHING THAT MAKES ME FEEL SAFER THAN A GOOD MASSAGE WITH SOMEONE NICE & (emotionally) SOFT BUT WHO STILL GOES HARD AF TO GET MY KNOTS OUT

[🥺 Goob irl 🥺 @ailish_harris]

@clownesvanzandt I really checked to see if you had it in your bio

[🥺 Goob irl 🥺 @ailish_harris]

@chrspyder Get a Hard-On in 90 Sec you say? 🤔

[🥺 Goob irl 🥺 @ailish_harris]

@fynnwhite I think it’s referencing something else, something more sinister

[🥺 Goob irl 🥺 @ailish_harris]

@laserdaddy I’ve heard Friar Tuck’s is good & very queer!!

[🥺 Goob irl 🥺 @ailish_harris]

Just thinking about how weird autographs are

[🥺 Goob irl 🥺 @ailish_harris]

@fynnwhite ‘IT’

[🥺 Goob irl 🥺 @ailish_harris]

@iamjustkeating ATLA duh how is there debate

[🥺 Goob irl 🥺 @ailish_harris]

@baxgenes 🥺 legend, icon, thank you

[🥺 Goob irl 🥺 @ailish_harris]

Please for the love of god stop having automated voice responders for pharmacies, or at least give us a way to circumvent them.