Ailsa

Gid time gal

[𖤐 @vapefuls]

me leaving the 18-24 age bracket

[fishious @fishquichee]

My five year plan is to see how it goes

[S @cherryfiilms]

Acting like nothing happened… they probably strapped him down, wiped his memory and reprogrammed him like the Winter Soldier

[Colin the Dachshund @DachshundColin]

JK Rowling naming a Scottish prostitute.

[rio @dior333rio]

why are you 30 and pissing me off

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

Me in the afterlife explaining what 69 is to a Roman citizen who was chained to the bottom of the ocean for stealing a loaf of bread

[🦇 avenue @avenuuu]

in my elementary school class the better you were at the cup song the more value you had as a human. if you couldnt cup song you meant nothing.

[cult blood @sp0derm4nn]

tea is tea whether herbal or verbal

[• @yducknow]

My biggest problem is that I always have something to buy

[vo @vanillaopinions]

me leaving the 18-24 age bracket

[Nu-Metal Respecter @Steeeeeeeevens]

*Leo wakes up from a successful mustache surgery* Where’s Pedro????

Doctor: who do you think gave you the mustache.

RT if you cried.

[shinano @zzzz0oo0o]

date idea:
i show you all my reposts on tiktok and explain in detail why i reposted it and with what vibe/intention

[Berry ⏾ @auraonx]

born to say “hear ye hear ye” but forced to say “yo bro guess what”

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

it's time to give that baby monkey a gun

[Róisín Lanigan @rosielanners]

amazing to think we likely won't see another simultaneous lent, chinese new year, ramadan and disgraced member of the british royal family being arrested in our lifetime

[Berry ⏾ @auraonx]

what age do we start meeting up for bingo cause im ready now

[lolt64🕵️ @lolt64]

I just wish Wallace would thank Gromit more

[UwUTangClan @Executivejeff1]

spring rolls 🤤

[𝑙𝑖𝑡𝑡𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑜𝑜𝑛 ⏾ @gh0stfacegf]

whimsy runs through my veins while rage creeps through my bones