@CHECKEREDLESTER Sorry only just seen this (Twitter is crap these days and doesn’t send me notifications for replies). That was a lovely offer but I would have needed 2 tickets anyway. I can see you’ve managed to sell it though so that’s good, enjoy the gig :)
Ok, seriously. How are there any residents left in Midsomer? And how has Scotland Yard not established a major task force to deal with the issue of a tiny village averaging 52 murders a year?