Amy ☼ ☾

[Amy ☼ ☾ @aim_a_roo]

I wish I had like a MySpace profile song, but just a 6 foot bubble around my body that - if entered- just played favorite song at full volume

[Amy ☼ ☾ @aim_a_roo]

@toryheyhihello Hahah love it

[Amy ☼ ☾ @aim_a_roo]

I miss Robin Williams

[Amy ☼ ☾ @aim_a_roo]

Nothing makes me feel like more of a weird little gremlin than picking up food off the ground outside my door for my contactless delivery while checking to see if anyone is watching

[Amy ☼ ☾ @aim_a_roo]

I left quarantine for the first time in 1+ week and apparently gas is $1.77 WHAT SINCE WHEN? What year are we in? And where am I?

[Amy ☼ ☾ @aim_a_roo]

Actually, I’ve been on twitter again for all of 4 minutes, found this photo on some far right maniac’s page, and decided I’m done with Twitter already. See you next year

[Amy ☼ ☾ @aim_a_roo]

Attempting my Twitter comeback. Again.............

[Amy ☼ ☾ @aim_a_roo]

Or maybe someone needs to write an angst-y pop song about taxes with catchy lyrics. Just throwing that out there.

[Amy ☼ ☾ @aim_a_roo]

I don’t understand mortgages and idk how to do taxes, but I just found out I know every lyric of an obscure 2004 Avril Lavigne song....think I need to free up some brain space

[Amy ☼ ☾ @aim_a_roo]

There should be a Steve Irwin category on @netflix

[Amy ☼ ☾ @aim_a_roo]

Woke up excited because the nice garbage can I ordered online is arriving today #adulting #itsthelittlethings

[Amy ☼ ☾ @aim_a_roo]

@simplyshad Totally agree, she’s great and the music was off. But it was hard to watch.

[Amy ☼ ☾ @aim_a_roo]

Yikes... that Jennifer Hudson performance #Oscars

[Amy ☼ ☾ @aim_a_roo]

I was today years old when I found out that ATM stands for “Access to Money”

[Amy ☼ ☾ @aim_a_roo]

When am I supposed to stop calling people my age “kids”, “boys”, and “girls” ???

[Amy ☼ ☾ @aim_a_roo]

Have you ever been in uncomfortable position in the couch, and 20 min later you’re like what have I been doing with my life?

[Amy ☼ ☾ @aim_a_roo]

I KID YOU NOT, my aunt just showed me firework pictures from 4th of July and I think she’s the only person in the history of the universe to ever go back and look at firework pictures.

[Amy ☼ ☾ @aim_a_roo]

Giggled while watching this Costco employee eat pizza for breakfast at 9am, but jokes on me because I’m sitting in Costco at 9am

[Amy ☼ ☾ @aim_a_roo]

someone: "twitter?!"

My brain -

Don’t say it
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me: "hardly knew her!"

[Amy ☼ ☾ @aim_a_roo]

I like to get ready and look nice at the airport, but you best believe I’m unbuttoning my pants the second I sit in my seat.