Ashley Imbrogno

PR | Marketer | Writer | Storyteller | Giant Habs fan | YYC 🇨🇦

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

The common snapping turtle (Chelydra serpentina) is a freshwater turtle of the family Chelydridae, a long-lived species reaching maturity at ages varying from 11 to 16 years and can live nearly 50 years in the wild. For context, that is 2.6315 Leonardo DiCaprio girlfriends

[Ashley Imbrogno @aimbrogno1]

@andArrington Same. But I’m not 22 👵🏼

[MrMimi ⭕️ @MrMimiEth]

what the metaverse would look like in the real life

[Bizarre Lazar @BizarreLazar]

I’ve been on Twitter since 2009. I’m just now realizing the home button is a bird house.

[Ashley Imbrogno @aimbrogno1]

Shoutout to all the dudes asking the one girl when she’ll be done with the squat rack. Go ask 1 of the 8 guys hanging out in the other racks for hours when they’ll be done 🙃

[Ashley Imbrogno @aimbrogno1]

Something that isn’t talked about as often as it should

[Chris Pronger @chrispronger]

I played 20 years in the NHL.

I was one of the highest earning NHL players of all time. And friends with many other pro athletes.

My guess is more than 50% of pro athletes have financial issues in retirement.

[Ashley Imbrogno @aimbrogno1]

@stock_guy1 @DarioVerrelli What am I missing? Why is this a good trade?

[Karen Attiah @KarenAttiah]

The thing about history is... these times we are living in are very, very precedented.

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

We’re really living through fascism, a pandemic, war (even tho the war from 2001 kinda never stopped) poverty, inflation, exorbitant rent prices, low wages, and so many other things, and we’re just expected to be okay. I for one, am not

[Ken Lima-Coelho @KennyVLimaC]

I’m hoping the convoy-types are paying attention to what’s happening in #Ukraine so they know what real oppression looks like.

[Canadiens Montréal @CanadiensMTL]

2-0 NICK! 🚨🚨

#GoHabsGo

[r gone bsky @spottedgar @mirabiledicktu]

NOOOOO THIS SCHOLAR’S NAME IS ‘SHERK’ AND I CITED HIM THROUGHOUT MY ESSAY AS ‘SHREK’

[I Heart Edmonton @iheartedmonton]

Tomorrow morning, I will play my two least favourite winter games: "Will My Car Start?" and "Am I in a Lane?" Let the games begin!!! 🤣🥶#yeg #yegwinter #yegwx

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

My 2022 resolutions are get hot and don’t die

[prance @bocxtop]

why we gotta bully politicians into doing the jobs they begged us for

[B/R Open Ice @BR_OpenIce]

“It’s a me, McMario!” ⭐️🍄 @EdmontonOilers https://t.co/CPSrHLqNSi

[fraserabbottyyc @fraserabbottyy1]

Michael Bernard Fitzgerald is hosting a rooftop concert on Stephen Avenue this Saturday, Nov 6 at 3pm that will be played from clusters of speakers on rooftops & patios along the avenue. Awesome to see local talent doing innovative cool things in our city. #ThatstheSpirit

[Sportsnet @Sportsnet]

The Tanev cam is our new favourite thing, @SeattleKraken! 👻😂

🎥: @sound_hockey