Aimee

My body has been possessed by the spirit of an angry lorax

[Aimee @aimcooper]

I’m going to tell my kids this is the Avengers

[julian @juliancd38]

forcing my tomato seedlings to read tomato theory so they become better tomato plants

[Aimee @aimcooper]

@chadwifeyeet Head and shoulders has a new product called “clinical strength dry scalp rescue”. It’s got a different active ingredient than the regular stuff and it’s done wonders for my dry scalp

[chloe @chloeprw]

i wish i were a tree. no school, no work, just shhhhhh… ffffffft… wooooosh… rustttttle…

[Aimee @aimcooper]

@chadwifeyeet I can’t believe you’re adopting Reilly. What a happy day!

[Aimee @aimcooper]

@_miss_meg Does it help if I point out that traditionally the man buys a house for the family, but you bought a condo all on your own?

[Aimee @aimcooper]

@_miss_meg I think you should just ignore her. If she tries to take you to small claims court and she says she’s known about it for 4 years I doubt she will win the case

[Aimee @aimcooper]

Taylor swift just took me behind a building and shot me

[.:RiotGrlErin:. @RiotGrlErin]

crockpots are just witches cauldrons that you can plug in.

[Aimee @aimcooper]

@red10meg @EndOfDaysWoman Hello friend of a friend. Happy to try and help if you need it

[Gravantus @Gravantus]

This is the LAST day you can retweet this

[Aimee @aimcooper]

@DJBANDCAMP can you play planet of the bass?

[Aimee @aimcooper]

@IndianaFever @FORUMTalk Erica Wheeler #ForumCUTriviaSweepstakes

[Aimee @aimcooper]

@ElectrictYabulo @SickosCommittee He’s got different colored eyes!

[Aimee @aimcooper]

@IndianaFever @FORUMTalk Tamika catchings #ForumCUTriviaSweepstakes

[Aimee @aimcooper]

@RenovationsRoss Done @AlmakkiDeputy

[Aimee @aimcooper]

@chadwifeyeet @kayteebee99 I didn’t get any caterpillars last year but this year I have so many! Hopefully you get some next year on your plants!

[Aimee @aimcooper]

@chadwifeyeet @kayteebee99 Here’s a close up of a monarch caterpillar in my garden. They only lay eggs on milkweed. Highly recommend putting some milkweed in your garden next year because it is joy to watch them grow up

[Aimee @aimcooper]

Going to the eye doctor really humbles you. What do you mean you want me to read?

[Aimee @aimcooper]

@22_kmbc I just go outside and stare at my garden to feel things