aimee

listens like spring and talks like june

[PERVERTBALLMASTER3000 @snqped]

Hitler's spirit is alive and it operates this app called Microsoft Authenticator

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 @misskerrington]

My dream relationship is one where I can be a princess and a dictator at the same time

[miia @miiagarro]

men are very good at being women lately

[hard lime difficult time 🌹🔔 @saintofsantulan]

Anne widdecombe reincarnated into the zarah sultana baby ala trisha paytas

[every day i wake up @naughzyeighted]

“do you have a boyfriend?” i have a bomb strapped to my chest actually

[Public Universal Friend @bnzbea]

Whatever Jehova witnessed I’ve seen worse

[Clara @clarabeepbeep]

The young girlies are too brainwashed by the clean girl aesthetic that they're missing out on vital rites of passage. Sleep in your makeup because you're too drunk. Snog someone you don't know in a pub. It's OK you won't die

[bella! ٠ ࣪⭑ is seeing harry! @tastebacklvr]

must be fucking lonely out in fucking paris if you fucking talk like that. cunt.

[adele 🐈‍⬛ @adeleaxekilla]

fool me once thats it im killing myself

[nat @swantail]

Men will believe a woman is genuinely stupid before they’d consider the possibility that she’s joking

[𝓴𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓮 💜 @ilyaspinkytoe]

the other day my irl was like “oh hey did you know one of the guys from heated rivalry is in the new season of criminal minds!” and i was like bro you don’t wanna know the things i know about the guys from heated rivalry

[lia @updharmadrown]

what doesn’t kill you will haunt you during commute

[kj 🇵🇸|| the nonbinary kurt hummel @wckdlttlt0wn]

A father. A husband. A congressman.

We miss you Burt Hummel.

[she’s an angel @guccirry]

HES COMING OUT NAKED

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

Opening Twitter is like having a lil phone cigarette

[Pai de limoncito @Paudipou]

Cualquiera más woke q yo = irritante
Cualquiera menos woke q yo = ignorante

[H loves baldnor 𖤓 @bbysnoopyilya]

Mamdani's greatest accomplishment is making NYC the city of Hudcon love

[َ @ilyaarozanovs]

mamdani’s new york you never disappoint

[maya @mayaviatwitta]

i never beg except when it’s to differ