aimee stephens

(she/her) i am more sinful then i ever dared believe and more loved than i ever dared hope.

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

when i was so busy at work and didn’t even get a chance to pretend i was working:

[Scottish Banter @1scottishbanter]

Introducing the Scottish-American travel dictionary 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

We’ve put together this guide to keep the Tartan Army out of trouble in the States.

Read carefully to avoid confusing the locals, deeply offending the country, or being interrogated by Homeland Security over a sandwich.

[rebecca @babyybeckz]

We’re supposed to set weekly goals for ourselves for my group therapy and this one lady’s goal is to divorce her husband

[amara 🧸🍎 @soleasfirework]

lets all watch ali's tony acceptance speech again since they keep trying to censor it

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

“I asked ChatGPT” yeah well I asked my autistic friend whose pattern recognition gives her borderline prophetic accuracy even though no one ever listens to her because she’s awkward and has bad timing and says the wrong thing and has no control over her body or volume or brain or

[mary @elaine_stritch]

i saw goody proctor using ai

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

What I find truly poetic about hippos being one of the deadliest animals on Earth is that they’re herbivores. Completely plant-based. They have no interest in eating you, they just genuinely seem to hate you on a personal level, and I respect that.

[Forrest Cardamenis @FCardamenis]

Baby has gotten good at identifying “dada” but still struggling with surrealism, cubism, even baroque.

[aia | brb!!!!! @mwahwolfe]

some people just don’t understand the cultural significance of a photo taken of your hand holding your theatre programme or playbill with the stage out of focus in the background.

[giraffe @neckincrisis]

mind your own fucking business

[moose @mooseincrisis]

i lied.

[mitra @mitrajoy_]

let’s not confuse feminism with man hating. the first is my world view, the second is my hobby.

[HisRoyalFlyness The Timbersmith @FlyIngenuity]

I love this.

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

i was put on earth to go out to dinner

[‍‍ ‍lu @whimsyfay]

my love language is the same as a crow. if you’re nice to me i’ll bring you useless little trinkets from my travels that made me think of you

[JD Flynn @jdflynn]

buddy, I was writing 10 page papers without having read the book.

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

there are only three constants in life: death, taxes, and the fact that in a musical where one character spends the whole story struggling to write a song, the song they eventually come up with will be the weakest one in the show

[emily may @emilykmay]

if men stopped doing all the heavy duty, necessary, dirty jobs that make the world run...women would do them. we already know this, it happened in WWII.

if women stopped doing the thankless, routine care work that makes the world go round, vulnerable people would be neglected.

[Gabrielle Blair @designmom]

Males developed as the secondary sex to support the primary sex (like drones in a beehive) and are naturally submissive. They thrive when given an assignment & told what to do. Matriarchy is the norm throughout nature, and patriarchy can only lead to the destruction of humankind.

[Hadestown @hadestown]

The news you’ve been waiting for is here: the filmed live West End production comes to movie theaters across North America beginning July 24, 2026. More details soon.