Aimée Chorley

I’ll definitely do this later.
-Me, 2012.

[Paul Mason @paulmasonnews]

Trump's apparent victory has 5 big implications for the UK: 🧵

1️⃣ It can happen here. He will back Farage, the Musk propaganda machine will crank up against Labour; the Tories will remould themselves into Trump-lite Islamophobes ...

[Aimée Chorley @AimeeChorley]

@jburnmurdoch I scan-read that far too quickly as ‘Trump wins by a landslide!’ And choked on my coffee so can you just NOT? 😮‍💨

[Aimée Chorley @AimeeChorley]

@peterjrainford @ZoeJardiniere @Banouby ‘Give us the math, John!’

[Aimée Chorley @AimeeChorley]

@amateuradam He came home and said “I was sat there thinking ‘I swear my Mum’s read this book!’ You couldn’t have read summat to do with Elizabeth Blackwell in 1845 and told me about that as well though, could you? 🙄”

[Aimée Chorley @AimeeChorley]

@amateuradam But yesterday you featured in one of the questions in my Son’s GCSE English Literature mock exam. So there’s that!

[Aimée Chorley @AimeeChorley]

@Luiseach Lest you forget…
(in a menacing tone)

[Aimée Chorley @AimeeChorley]

@FergusCraig So true. Tabloid headlines were always ‘BOOZE, FUEL, CIGS!’
9 year-old me wondering how hard we were going to be hit with those. As if I drank, drove or smoked 😂

[Aimée Chorley @AimeeChorley]

@OliDugmore I’m sure you made some excelllent points in the second half of this, Oli- but my brain was still unpacking ‘It’s a different game! Don’t mix the two games together!’
I need to know what he means because my Daughter’s got football training tonight & she must be doing it wrong?!

[Aimée Chorley @AimeeChorley]

@Nick_Pettigrew People saying ‘But what about his children?’ would do well to remember Gullis’ own response to hearing 200 children were missing from asylum accomodation &maybe reserve their sympathy for those &all the other children of this country that Gullis’s party have made destitute.

[Aimée Chorley @AimeeChorley]

I would agree with every word except maybe ‘dick-less’ because as we know, he’s a r*pist.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

We all know what she was thinking because we were all thinking it too.

[Philip Priestley 🇪🇺🇮🇪 @PublicPriestley]

People watching the footage that Tice has somehow obtained and released of the police officer. Please keep in mind the following context because it's clearly very important: 1/15

[Aimée Chorley @AimeeChorley]

@FireWom94496145 @dieworkwear No, apparently that is Florent Manaudou with an ill-fitting suit jacket hanging off his 6’6” Olympic Swimmer’s shoulders 😬

[Luna M ✨ @tiredfeminist_]

Protection from who?

[Aimée Chorley @AimeeChorley]

@trina1982t2 @timfarron Probably. A lack of education about politics has led to Rupert Lowe having a platform in the first place.

[Aimée Chorley @AimeeChorley]

@mrobson55 @timfarron Yes fully aware of that thanks, ‘Mark’. Tim Farron is my MP. It was a joke about the innocence of 9 yr-olds&current affairs so you didn’t really need to insert yourself into it with your mansplaining nonsense.
By ‘worse’ do you mean less evil? Not far-right enough for Reform 🙄

[Aimée Chorley @AimeeChorley]

‘Famous Five’?
I’d say ‘Fascist Five’ is more fitting…

[Lee Anderson MP @LeeAndersonMP_]

Today's Plan.

Cheese on toast in Ashfield then off to London with a suitcase full of common sense.

Back in Parliament tomorrow morning with the Famous Five from @reformparty_uk

[Aimée Chorley @AimeeChorley]

Sunak’s wife standing by with an umbrella as he gives his resignation speech is just 🤌🏼😂

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

Farewell Grant Shapps 👋
[sound on]