Aimee Ford

no idea what’s happening

[⭐️IT GIRL⭐️ @aliyahInterlude]

being a human is so exhausting, i wish i was cat frolicking around in a rich persons home

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

im very insecure about my body but i also think im sexy at the same time.

[🂱 @laylology]

i'll never be a meal prep girl i much prefer the agony and the ecstasy of scrounging around for sustenance like a dog

[ben dolic @thisisbendolic]

you expect me to work today, on harry styles birthday???

[Aimee Ford @aimeeigo]

Im so tired of feeling like im the bad guy

[Aimee Ford @aimeeigo]

a parent choosing their own pettiness over their child every time = garbage

[trash jones @jzux]

“jesus died for your sins” ok well nobody asked him to do that

[Jenni @hashjenni]

have you ever??? been annoyed by someone’s mindset?? like you can’t believe they actually think like that???

[Satan @s8n]

the monster under your bed said you were crying all night, you good?

[Aimee Ford @aimeeigo]

I’m 14 weeks pregnant and just found out the epidural is in fact not a shot, but a tube that stays in your back the whole labor…HUH?!?

[⭐️IT GIRL⭐️ @aliyahInterlude]

i hate when ppl tell others to “be realistic” abt their goals because there is actually nothing realistic abt life in general

[slim jimmy @strech6996]

This Applebees is about to see the dark side of alcoholism

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ur really gonna act like that? when santa claus is literally coming to town

[👼🏻 @nanisxo]

I suck at Christmas shopping I’ll be like “ooooh this is so cute… for me“ 🤭

[woahh mann @ashhhhhhole]

and is his potential in the room with us right now?

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

my job "needing" me seems toxic and manipulative af

[chrissy @chrissychlapp]

it’s so weird that we were once just a cell and now we can put on lipgloss wow life is amazing