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[Aimee @aimeelovesdash]

Hello hi I need someone to please make a mashup of TTPD the song and illicit affairs #TaylorSwift #mashup

[Aimee @aimeelovesdash]

@elianarose66 Congratulations Ellie!!!

[Aimee @aimeelovesdash]

@mischiefanimals The variety in this groundhog’s diet is impressive

[Aimee @aimeelovesdash]

@elianarose66 CONGRATULATIONS ELLIE!! So so happy for you!!!

[Aimee @aimeelovesdash]

@Alternate_Milk Shaky by Daddy Yankee?

[Aimee @aimeelovesdash]

@Alternate_Milk Lotus eater by Mura Masa?

[Aimee @aimeelovesdash]

@birdguy97 Sounds like a vibrant and chaotic death

[Aimee @aimeelovesdash]

@disneyplus when are you going to change the settings so the screen doesn’t get tiny at the end credits of the marvel movies?! We all know there are more scenes we want to watch

[Aimee @aimeelovesdash]

@EvanWeinstein9 Pls send one to me k thx

[Aimee @aimeelovesdash]

We are putting our family minivan to rest, so naturally we are having an asynchronous, virtual funeral of videos and texts of memories in our family groupchat 💔 nearly 300,000 miles and 16 years of roadtrips, 4 student drivers, 10 years of college move-ins ✨ #longlivebooboo

[Aimee @aimeelovesdash]

Masks are like socks in that they’re fucking miserable to wear once wet

[Aimee @aimeelovesdash]

@birdguy97 I have never related to a tweet more

[Aimee @aimeelovesdash]

A reminder that you can ask for feedback after a job interview

[Aimee @aimeelovesdash]

@hossain_sarah Will do

[Aimee @aimeelovesdash]

Me: “it’s not a big deal”
Also me: facetimes 5 separate people for advice

[Aimee @aimeelovesdash]

@EvanWeinstein9 Evan congratulations!!

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Nurses are burnt out. If you wanna help, don’t clap at 7pm, don’t bake muffins, just f**king get vaccinated.

[noelle 🪡✨ @astraeagoods]

i have an IUD & don’t get my period every month, so if i got pregnant, it could take up to 8 weeks+ for me to find out. the 6-week abortion ban is terrifying bc people can do everything “right” to prevent pregnancy, but still not know until it’s too late. abortion is healthcare.

[Abdallah Fayyad @abdallah_fayyad]

Maybe women’s rights shouldn’t hinge on the whims of nine people, two of whom have been credibly accused of sexual misconduct.

[Noah @Alternate_Milk]

God officially approves the vaccine