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My sons crying because I won’t let him crawl inside the oven I’m currently using

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When will people realise that just because we can instant message doesn’t mean you’re fucking entitled to it

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The amount of people in the UK that are buzzing the death of a child makes me sick to my stomach

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There’s nothing fucking normal about that

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A few months ago Ares kept waking up with a swollen eye or a mark on his head, just assumed he was banging his head in the night until I caught him repetitively whacking his head on his cot

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I’ve just found out that he was doing it to get to sleep, and it’s a “normal” thing for babies to do

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Stressful

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The amount of times I have to scream “WHAT ARE YOU EATING” at my child gives me anxiety

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The little bastard has started taking chunks out of my wicker basket

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THEY OPENED AN INVESTIGATION FOR THE DEATH OF BREONNA TAYLOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Mines so cheap and shitty everytime I talk/breathe the material gets sucked into my airways - am I dead? No

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I mean people are letting themselves pass out before they take their masks off so you know

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How many people are gonna die by accidentally water boarding themselves to death when it’s raining

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My son has now got his two top teeth and two bottom ones - we’ve taken to calling him “Staples”

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Congrats for making it to level July of 2020. Watch out this month for devil worshipping pedophiles

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Im coming for you, Julian

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Non creepy first Introduction

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For some reason instead of saving the name of a new contact I just sent them a message with their full name and ive never contacted them before

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@snavenaue Big up Thursday

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I thought it was thursday the last few days idk whats happening anymore