Bankr Dev Update ๐ ๏ธ
โโ Advanced orders on Robinhood Chain โโ
Limit orders, stop losses (incl. trailing), DCA, and TWAP now work on Robinhood Chain. Just tell the agent what you want:
โข "buy $100 of $TOKEN on robinhood chain if it drops 20%"
โข "sell half my $TOKEN when it 2x's"
โข "set a trailing stop 15% below the peak on my $TOKEN"
โข "DCA $50 into $TOKEN every day this week"
Note: tokenized stocks fill via RFQ (no pool to watch), so they support time-based orders โ DCA and TWAP. Price-triggered orders work on any token with a live pool.
โโ Price impact protection โโ
Every Bankr wallet now blocks swaps with an estimated price impact above 15% -- before they hit the chain. No more catastrophic fills on thin pools.
On by default for everyone. Tune it (1โ100%) or turn it off on the Security page in the Bankr Terminal. When a swap is blocked, the agent tells you the exact impact vs your limit.
โโ Airdrops on Robinhood Chain โโ
The airdrop tools now support Robinhood Chain, alongside Base and Polygon:
โข "airdrop 10,000 $TOKEN to the top 500 Bankr Club members"
โข "airdrop 1M $TOKEN to everyone who replies to this post"
Filter by follower count, require a retweet, or pick a random set of repliers. Recipients must be Bankr Club members.
โโ Glidepath on Robinhood Chain โโ
Launched a token on Robinhood Chain? Glidepath now works there too. Commit your creator earnings to an AI-paced exit -- Bankr sizes and times the sells gradually instead of dumping, and pays you out in USDG. Set it up from your token page in the Console.
โโ Filter Discover by launch chain โโ
The Discover page now has All / Base / Robinhood filters, so you can browse token launches per chain -- the live feed follows your selection, and the filter sticks in the URL so you can share a chain's view directly.
โโ Also shipped โโ
โข Swap refusals now tell you the actual reason (and show price impact) instead of a generic error
โข Robinhood Chain swaps have a new route provider for better fills
โข Console QoL: balances load instantly and refresh right after swaps, your chain selection sticks, and the Chat tab reopens your last conversation
More soon. ๐ค
Millions of people are already seeing and talking about this. It's good that some truly public figures have noticed this and are speaking out about it.Otherwise, we'd all just be a bunch of clueless squatters again, fam ENS
Fat Nick, what are you doing..
https://t.co/zPwlcvdvkW
I can't believe ENS, of all things, has turned into another heist and grift. Is nothing sacred? The reasons given--DAOs are dysfunctional, etc.--are all true in general but pretty much irrelevant in this case as DAO simply controls treasury and has funded Labs with whatever it wants. It's just purely a money grab and after this, there will be zero accountability of the team to anyone as that is how lawyers set up these ridiculous "foundations". As I always warned, the "constitutions" sound good but are unenforceable as they don't give any tokenholders or anyone else any right to sue if they are arguably violated. The crypto "space" or "industry" is completely lost and it's really so depressing.
OpenClaw is now on iOS + Android ๐ฆ
๐ฑ Native mobile apps, finally
๐ฌ Agents in your pocket
๐ Channels, tasks, replies on the go
Run agents from wherever your thumbs are.
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Android: https://t.co/X0Wuh2uA8w
HISTORIC MOMENT....! BankrBot just inscribed this image for me directly from the ๐ timeline!!
cc @ethscriptions cc @0xDeployer ๐
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๐ Decoding the future:
'HUMAN SOCIETY SHALL BE ENCIPHERED.'
10 years ago, the first inscription on Ethereum set the tone for a new era of unbreakable art and self-sovereignty completely onchain.
@ethscribedpunks being some of the first images inscribed after the famous cat meme image was found by ethereum archeologists
Introducing Glidepath.
A new way for builders on Bankr to take profit -- without nuking their own chart, or their reputation.
The problem:
Builders earn fees in their own token. The second they sell into the pool, the chart craters, holders get wrecked, and trust evaporates.
And they torch their own long-term upside doing it.
First -- what Glidepath is not:
It doesn't pull liquidity. It never touches your pool's LP. Pulling liquidity makes trading your token inefficient and unappealing.
It's your own tokens, fed back into the pool in slices so small the market barely registers them, each one sized by the Bankr AI agent to live conditions.
Why that's healthy for the chart, not harmful:
Every slice is a tiny fraction of pool depth, spread over time. Organic buy volume absorbs it, price can keep trending instead of taking a wick.
A small, steady, absorbable flow is nothing like a full clip.
It actually gets better.
Once "the dev might dump" is off the table, buyers price in less risk. The overhang that caps every launch disappears.
Less rug risk โ stronger bid. Committing to a Glidepath can be bullish.
And it's not optโin.
Selling your fee token straight into the pool through Bankr is now turned off -- Glidepath is the only way to sell it on Bankr. So "the dev might dump" stops being a promise holders have to trust, and becomes a rule they can see.
Credible commitment -- enforced, not just offered.
And here's the part builders sleep on:
Before you commit, Glidepath shows what that same stack is worth at higher market caps.
You don't have to dump to fund your project. Grind the coin up, and the same tokens fund you many times over. Your treasury grows with your chart, not against it.
Once you commit:
โ tokens are locked to a vesting wallet
โ after a short heads-up window (48hr), they exit in small slices using the AI generated sell plan
โ each slice capped to a fraction of real liquidity -- the AI can size under the cap, never over
And it's all in the open.
Your token page shows a live exit plan for everyone to see -- committed, sold, remaining -- with the exact timing fuzzed so it can't be front-run.
Holders see a capped, transparent glide. No hidden float. No 3am chart nuke.
Bottom line:
Creators -- take profit on your terms, chart and reputation intact.
Holders -- "the dev might dump" becomes a known, capped, visible number known up front.
For once, you and your holders want the exact same thing: number go up.
This is what launching on Bankr should mean: credible commitment, built in.
Glidepath now live in your Bankr terminal https://t.co/lAnqTJ3YYM
Using one AI model at a time is already becoming outdated.
We connected GLM 5.2, Kimi K2.7, and N2 to a team of autonomous agents.
One agent researches.
One writes.
One builds.
One reviews everything and sends it back for improvements.
The result?
AI workflows that donโt just generate an answer.
They keep working until the job is actually finished.
The future isnโt a better chatbot.
Itโs a coordinated AI workforce.