I ain't doin' shit.

Super good at Twitter.
Takes NOTHING seriously except chewing with your mouth closed.

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How y’all charging rent to what lives in your head? #rentfree #brainspace #collections #creditor

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@HuffPost This is an extremely liberal use of the word “star.”

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If you’re ever interested in the bowel movements of your in-laws, just let them know your toddler has diarrhea. #imodium #apples #bananas #orangejuice #spicyfood #inlaws #food #toddlermom #diarrhea

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Does anyone else log into Facebook to see who got divorced and then not visit again for a few weeks? It’s like US Weekly, but less interesting. #usweekly #facebook #divorce

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Hiking is not a personality. #fitness #butless #nationalparks #datingprofile #mountaintop

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Did Craig get paid extra for narrating Southern Charm? @BravoTV @Andy #southerncharm #craigconover #bravotv #pillowsandbeer #nameofyoursextape

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@realDonaldTrump Is this real?

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@people Dying of COVID is easier than divorcing.@realDonaldTrump @FLOTUS #POTUS #FreeMelania #divorce #itsfineeveryonedoesit #nomasknoproblem

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@realDonaldTrump Good dancing, you! Keep it up, gym class line dancing is next period. #developmentalmilestones #motorskills #ProudBoys #whitemendancing #dontalt

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@realDonaldTrump Cancelled years ago. Sorry bud.

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@realDonaldTrump Ew, don’t use the winky face.

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@billyeichner THANK YOU. Been saying this for years. “Dead-eyed husband of Kristen Cavallari.”

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@realDonaldTrump Calling people “crazy” is dismissive. Didn’t you learn anything from Dave Chappelle’s 2006 interview? #davechappelle #gohomedonald #trumphatesAmerica #trumphatesveterans #ifoundtrendinghashtags

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Q: How old are you? A: Vinegar can be used as a mildew remover.

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@realDonaldTrump It’s def stuck on c. You probably have an IT department as the leader of the free world. They can fix it. Unless you replaced IT with Jared. #potus @realDonaldTrump @apple

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Watching @DemConvention “ohhh so many fun places to visit!” Then remembering you can’t leave your house because your fat ass will get #COVID19 from some other fat ass, so you just sit at home. Like a fat ass.

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@realDonaldTrump Is your upper caps stuck when you type “c?” Hand your phone to the closest intern. They will Correct it. #smortpotus #potus #smartestmaninthechair #donaldtrump

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@realDonaldTrump You mean like from you? @potus

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Dinosaur Body Type: Cab-Sauvaurus
@JurassicPark @JurassicWorld @foodandwine #whatsthatotherguy #thewhiteguy #withthehighheels #jkjkjk #dinosaurs

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@realDonaldTrump cuuuuuuute