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that tree was my friend.

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@humannoodle : } U2 the band

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Silly string never works on people like you want it to so dont

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@rainnwilson Television and the Internet

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I think I might be a reincarnated pterodactyl.

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Imagine how sexy it was to undress a lady way back in the day #notanlines #layers #nevernude #tobiasfunke

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Rich people certainly have more pleasures than I. But they’ll never know how amazing it feels to pay all your bills and clean AND put away your laundry in the same day. #relief

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Today I was called a “manic, fairy dream-girl”. ...I’ll take it.

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Pulling up your suspenders is SUPER satisfying and I don’t know why...

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Theoretically... ahem...if I were to eat a slice of pizza in the bathtub, does that mean I’m really living or really dying?

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Yes please.

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@aiinslea $10,000

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If I ever forget what season it is I can always consult with the pillows on my mom's couch. #pier1

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How weird is it that 50-something years ago there were a bunch of babies running around named Barbara..

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I wonder how many Polly Pockets are in landfills right now. :'{

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There are many different ways to sneeze and I'd like to try them all.

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Dangit! I always forget that as soon as football BS is over it's full-on basketball season! #whendoesitend #letstakeabreak #sportssuck

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Day 1 of the new year. 💡💛💡 @ The Joanna https://t.co/77QMuKWMlS

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Just posted a photo @ Day for Night https://t.co/swcENgMK6p

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If you put 'em in your sheets before bed they'll warm it up for you.… https://t.co/WFBt9SsR3n