me: y'know when someone else is in the stall next to you and you have a stand off where you both refuse to poop first, i feel like that's what betty white and the queen are doing but about dying
my dentist: i said stop talking
Top 5 Girls Who Will Ruin Your Life:
1. Had a Motorola Rzr
2. Take Tequila Shots Without Flinching
3. Wing Their Liner First Try
4. Still Get Lost with a GPS
5. Know All the Words to Mr. Brightside