Ainsley MacIntyre

📝writer 🍪baker 🎧playlist maker

[pinkie @sourberryvi]

that one mf who says “i love this song” after every song on their own playlist

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

been getting really into sashimi lately

[mads @macksarchieve]

Y’ALL KNOW I’M CANADA DOWN

[onion person @CantEverDie]

this is pathetic to a degree i didn't realize was possible

[Ainsley MacIntyre @ainsleymac02]

breakfast hockey aka the perfect time to drench something in MAPLE SYRUP

[HFTV @HFTVSports]

I just realized the Gold Medal Game at the Olympics is going to be at… 8:10 AM EST 💀

[Sirrom @Sirrom_23]

@JeffNippard no normal person who defends billionaires understands the difference.

1 million seconds = 11.5 days

1 billion seconds = 31 years

[Boston Bruins @NHLBruins]

Kevin’s not here…

[Ainsley MacIntyre @ainsleymac02]

I keep getting served autumnal propaganda on here that is offensive to me as a Summer Girl

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

As I've been saying, if you willingly relinquish your mental abilities, you will lose them. The fact that millions of people seem eager to give up their intellects, to be freed from the burden of ever having to think or create, is a nightmare out of our darkest science fictions.

[Ainsley MacIntyre @ainsleymac02]

Exquisitely cast

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First trailer for Chris Columbus’ ‘THE THURSDAY MURDER CLUB’, starring Helen Mirren, Pierce Brosnan, Ben Kingsley and Celia Imrie

Releasing August 28 on Netflix.

[David Moscrop @David_Moscrop]

Stupid that we have to do this because of losers, but pencils are normal and safe for voting.

Elections Canada is a reliable, non-partisan organization that runs world-class elections.

[Mark Carney @MarkJCarney]

Always will be.

[Ainsley MacIntyre @ainsleymac02]

They moved the Mona Lisa to a new spot in the louvre so they could make room for this

[Savage @Savageboston]

They not like us

[Gordo @BOSSportsGordo]

Don’t ever put Patrick Mahomes in the same breath as Tom Brady. I never wanna hear that again. Some of the takes the last couple weeks were blasphemous.

[Mark Carney @MarkJCarney]

It’s time to build.

https://t.co/dsz02q6qZA

[兔兒神 @chenchenwrites]

I don't think it was pain that made him so great, I think painting brought him whatever happiness he had.

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RIP David Lynch

[Ainsley MacIntyre @ainsleymac02]

Adopt the fruit ninja method

[ebonically intelligent papi 🌻 @julianakilrose]

Plastic cutting boards add microplastics, glass ones dull the knives, wood ones house bacteria

wtf are we supposed to use??? 😭