Maddie Petrush

uconn '20

[Maddie Petrush @aintevenmads]

One time in middle school I was texting a guy and asked him what we was up to and he said “going to lax” which I thought meant like the Los Angeles airport but he actually just meant lacrosse

[Barstool Gamecocks @Barstool_Cocks]

Forgot mention they are the *back to back* National Champs as well

[Maddie Petrush @aintevenmads]

@notgrandelol SEASON 1 AND 2 ARE SO GOOD. Pauly is the best character to come out of the show and unfortunately doesn’t last past season 2. I was obsessed with the first two seasons and I really need to catch up on thé most recent one. You are in for a WILD ride if you just started

[Maddie Petrush @aintevenmads]

Reminder: go drink some water

[Maddie Petrush @aintevenmads]

I’m actually the funniest person I know

[Maddie Petrush @aintevenmads]

The right person will never think you’re being too much

[Maddie Petrush @aintevenmads]

The way I declared myself with Bieberculosis 😅

[Hannah Berner @beingbernz]

I miss the days when the only virus we talked about was Bieber fever.

[Maddie Petrush @aintevenmads]

@lightninmcsteen I love hello fresh so much

[Maddie Petrush @aintevenmads]

@staybayy Wait thank you, I totally thought it was bipolar this whole time

[Maddie Petrush @aintevenmads]

If you’re wondering if he’s the cute one or the ugly one in his photos, he’s probably the ugly one

[Maddie Petrush @aintevenmads]

Someone’s eating good tonight!!

[Maddie Petrush @aintevenmads]

It’s okay to ask for space

[Maddie Petrush @aintevenmads]

I have never before and will never again achieve this amazing of a hair day #NewProfilePic

[Maddie Petrush @aintevenmads]

Hugs are overrated just FYI

[Maddie Petrush @aintevenmads]

I just saw a tree fall in the forest and it did make a sound

[Maddie Petrush @aintevenmads]

Now that I have a cat I can die peacefully knowing she’ll eat me ❤️

[Maddie Petrush @aintevenmads]

Im surprised the Olympic skateboarders aren’t wearing helmets. Even @tonyhawk wears a helmet. Heroes wear helmets!!

[Maddie Petrush @aintevenmads]

@Janeoliver_ All I could think of was that horrible early pandemic version that all the celebs put together

[Maddie Petrush @aintevenmads]

The giant spider that lives outside my window got a bug and you know what? Good for him

[APStylebook @APStylebook]

AP style for possessives. SINGULAR COMMON NOUNS ENDING IN S: Add ’s: the virus’s reach, the virus’s spread.
SINGULAR PROPER NAMES ENDING IN S: Use only an apostrophe: Dickens' novels,Hercules' labors, Kansas' schools.