Shetal Gera 🍑

Awkard, Moody, Focused, Sensitive, Sarcastic. But Dope As Fuck | Casual Writer | Hodophile | Fashionista

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It’s hard to unlove when you have loved hard

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We all are broken that’s how the light gets in 🫶🏻

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Made palak paneer in London.

My mom is in India, but I’m confident her review would be:

“Even a dog wouldn’t eat this.”

The difference between me and the dog is that I paid for the ingredients.

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And when life gets too hard…
I keep telling myself mann ka hua toh acha na hua toh aur b acha

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Don’t tame your demons always keep them on leash

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Isn’t it funny that not all men come from men? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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May the bridges I burnt light my way

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Let’s be imperfect together

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If you sink to the bottom of the ocean do not come without the pearl

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Two men on minimum wage at McDonald’s debating how “not every woman is wife material” like they’re running a selection panel for the royal family. The confidence? Absolutely unmatched.

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Just realised “male” and “lame” use the exact same letters… rearrange responsibly, guys 😭

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Avocado really woke up today and chose chaos — sriracha and garlic mayo like it’s auditioning for MasterChef.

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There are no bad ideas, only lack of will to execute

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The grass is always greener on the other side because it is fertilised with the bullshit 😏

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@SportsDirectUK Hi,
It’s been more than 10 days I have not received my parcel, I have tried contacting customer care & the Evri your courier career but still there is no update

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Not everything that’s quiet is safe & Not everything that’s loud is a threat

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@kunalkemmu in #SinglePapa = comedy with a conscience. 😂👏
Light, funny, and raises a real issue: single men adopting kids isn’t easy, but it matters. Loved it.”

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Only in London: meet a girl at the bus stop, realise we live in the same building, and she excitedly tells me the only Hindi bad word she remembers—“bhenchod.” She was so proud of it, I couldn’t even be mad.

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@ahdebee 🥺

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Opened a beer with our new bottle opener and my flatmates cheered like I’d just won Wimbledon. Peaked too early in life and I’m fine with it. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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“Why do I still get asked for ID? I’m just trying to age like the wine I’m buying.”