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@ZakWils28356043 @LetsTalk_FPL 3 midfielders get 5 for goal, -2 pen miss

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took peace a lil too serious now I only have 2 friends

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i know i’m funny but sometimes i’m
like dam i might be goin to hell

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Sorry I left you on read a didn’t mean to open it

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you gon lose a real one tryna play hard

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i hate lying to my parents but it’s for their own good

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i want to be 80 and say “yes i met her when i was 17”

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my trust so fucked up i don’t even trust the mute button when I’m otp

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the way I listen to music, I’m gonna be deaf by 35

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i need a new crush mine doesn’t like me back

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took it personal because i would have never done it to you

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i really be in my house like I’m on probation

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you look better with me btw

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my toxic trait is that i never speak up, i just get mad and distance myself

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i wanna say so much, but nah

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“Y’all cute together” shut up you waiting on us to break up

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the second wave of sleep after u wake up too early >>>

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heavy on the “if they wanted to they would”

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let the kids believe in santa, you believed she was busy for 16 hours

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she’s a 10 but she on that 4am-1pm sleep schedule