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is this thing on 🎤

[... @aintshitpretty]

Why is sex and the city the hardest thing to watch when u have roommates

[A’damn Shayme @blackcindyy]

dinner at 5:30pm and in bed by 9pm. maybe old people were onto something

[‏۟ @wandagcre]

accidentally sat on the closed toilet lid

[... @aintshitpretty]

All these new movies are so ass bro. Its like directors are tryna one up each other on who can be the most quasi. Its so fucking frustrating. Entertainment is kinda bummy nowadays

[roz @dykejester]

i'm being bullied

[... @aintshitpretty]

Had the most bogan door salesmen at my door.

“Are you guys selling?”

“fucking oath we’re selling”

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

we had a room at school called the computer lab & they taught us how to use them

[... @aintshitpretty]

People who wear glasses blink in such a distinct way.

[imogen ❤︎ is in mourning @w3ightman]

this is killing me bro

[... @aintshitpretty]

Is anyone elses IT support rude af at work

[eliz @eliza___v]

I miss skipping class
skipping work is way too serious

[HIS 🎧♟️🎱 @Suregeeee1]

POV: When you finish a show that was lowkey part of your daily routine and now life doesn't feel the same.

[B. @buhlesrevenge]

Uber Eats “you forgot to finish your order” notification is so funny, because i didn’t forget, i just came to my senses

[effy ｡꩜˚⋆ @strawbhaze]

i can’t explain it but watching movies does feel productive and it also feels like less screentime

[tootsie scooter @suzietoot]

i hate when you schedule an uber and they arrive 10 minutes early and the app is like HES HERE GO GO GO UR GONNA BE LATE WHAT ARE YOU DOING HES HERE FUCK !!!!!!!!!!!!

[... @aintshitpretty]

Just googled anti-hero. Looked at examples to see harley quinn being compared to shrek 🚶‍♀️‍➡️

[trash jones @jzux]

hanging out in your room is all fun and games until you get The Feeling

[... @aintshitpretty]

My country 🐨🦘🦘🐨🐨🐨🦘🦘🐨🇦🇺🇦🇺🦘🦘🇦🇺🐨

[nyara @nyaraVT]

FREE????? In this economy???????????

[... @aintshitpretty]

@omgsidewalks 2016