USMAN MUHAMMAD

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[USMAN MUHAMMAD @aintyourusman]

جنازہ رہبری کرتا ہے پیچھے چلنے والوں کی
انہیں وہ راستہ دکھاتا ہے جو وہ بھول بیٹھے ہیں

[USMAN MUHAMMAD @aintyourusman]

Just before ramadan, the hearts are heavy,
some are broken, some have lost previous souls,
some are drowning in sin
and some are simply trying to stay a float.
I ask Allah to heal us, protect us and allow us to reach this
blessed month, a month of true reformation.

[USMAN MUHAMMAD @aintyourusman]

Aik he baar jeena hai toh WHY NOT MERI JAAN?

[USMAN MUHAMMAD @aintyourusman]

As 2021 is ending, to all the broken friendships, friends turned into strangers, people who left me for their greater good, & everybody who lost me,
“Ismain tera ghata,
mera kuch nahi jata”

[USMAN MUHAMMAD @aintyourusman]

Andheri raat ho aur
Thandi koi baat ho,
Hey dear ye Dp mae ap ho?

[USMAN MUHAMMAD @aintyourusman]

Condom business is in loss now a days. Kyun ke mardana kamzori ki waja say log aj kal dusron ko batain chodna zyada pasand krty hain.. 🙂👌🏻

[USMAN MUHAMMAD @aintyourusman]

Tere Khuda se mangun mai kiya mujh ko dua'ian ati nhin..
Tujh se Mohabbbat kese karun mai mujh ko wafaein ati nhin..

[USMAN MUHAMMAD @aintyourusman]

Having a short wife is fun until you lost her in crowd.

[USMAN MUHAMMAD @aintyourusman]

Mazrat ke sath lakin mulk kholkla hota ja rha hae aur wo waqt durr nahi jb mulk ko chalaey ke liye dhakey ki zaroorat parey gi..

[USMAN MUHAMMAD @aintyourusman]

Brown parents don't motivate they just compare .

[USMAN MUHAMMAD @aintyourusman]

Me wearing black and sharing post about karbala and Imam Hussian (R.A)

Rest of the world including Risteydaar : Kher toh hae na?

[USMAN MUHAMMAD @aintyourusman]

I'm tired of being cute with everyone, I need to show my andr ka kanjar now. 🙂😌

[USMAN MUHAMMAD @aintyourusman]

Other countries: someone told me about your girlfriend..
Pakistanis: bhai reportein arhin hain teri..

[USMAN MUHAMMAD @aintyourusman]

Waiter: Sir naan chahye ya paratha?
Londay Baaz customer: Hanaan

[USMAN MUHAMMAD @aintyourusman]

Hath dho raha tha, sink se cockroach bahir aya toh mainy pani daal k wapis gira diya..

Cockroach: Bharwe poore 5 ghante lagey they oper charhne mae..

[USMAN MUHAMMAD @aintyourusman]

Wouh tmhein hot & handsome bol kr gumrah krtii rahegii.
Lakin tm Mirror dekhty rehna.. :')

[USMAN MUHAMMAD @aintyourusman]

Why Irfan Junejo why not
IrLight Julyjo
@irfanjunejo

[Mansoor Ali Khan @_Mansoor_Ali]

Take a Bow Meray Kaptaan ! Excellent Speech

[USMAN MUHAMMAD @aintyourusman]

Bestie banaya tha usy,
Ab meri maa banky mujhe gyaan deti hai..

[USMAN MUHAMMAD @aintyourusman]

We are the people our parents warned us about.

[USMAN MUHAMMAD @aintyourusman]

ہنر سڑکوں پر تماشا کرتا ہے
اور
قسمت محلات میں راج کرتی ہے