Air Powers

@lexiburns_ is my assistant please reach out to her for all business inquiries.

[TaraBull @TaraBull]

Next time he should definitely wear his hard hat on the job

[Girth Brooks @crackawdajuice]

My penis just growled at me #whiteboysummer

[Keizi Cinema 🎞️🍿 @KeiziTV]

Jeremy Allen White right now

[Mo @fruitpibble]

is that... (gulps)... your thingy 🫪

[bort @tacobort]

Trying to have sex on a lawn chair and it snaps shut and slices me clean in half

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Microdosing pooping by farting

[insane freak guy @Beer_Pisser]

Man my dussy(dude pussy) hurts from how hard I was pooping earlier I think I bruised my gussy(guy pussy)

[parks @parkersity_9]

You could sit that guy on the Jedi Council and I wouldn’t blink an eye

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

Telling the barista at Starbucks i clogged the toilet as Im leaving

[𖤐 @vapefuls]

when ur 8 drinks deep and they start playing 2000s white women music

[Westeros Central @WesterosCentral]

He can keep his tongue

[Shutter Paw @Shutter_Paw]

Edward Richtofen at the #MetGala

[Blake Griffin @blakegriffin23]

Accidentally hit a squirrel yesterday in my car. Feel so guilty I could barely sleep. Casey Anthony is a monster.

[benny polizzi @benedictpolizzi]

sorry homie was plannin on beating around the bush tn

[☀️AliquisNovus☀️ @PalmyrPar]

This is the kind of stuff dogs would post online if they were sentient

[Jared Shult @jared_shult]

Someone’s grandpa is gonna believe this

[Rusty 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ImSmilingRn]

(after my card declines) Strange. That account has 1 million dollars in it

[doomer @uncledoomer]

well, first of all, neither of my kids is getting either of those rooms. one of those rooms is for my model trains, and the other one is for my legos. the kids can live in the fucking basement next to the coal furnace for all i care

[Chuck Bass @ChuckFBass]

Scientists at DeVry University have reconstructed 3D models of how Judas might have looked.