Matt Burdick

I think I'm funny

[Matt Burdick @airburdy]

A Thread of How I was (Sorta) in a Bar Fight

[Matt Burdick @airburdy]

@AdamSchefter you’re a clown for not including your boy Deshaun Watson

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Players who have fetched at least two first-round picks in return include:

🏈Maxx Crosby
🏈Sauce Gardner
🏈Micah Parsons
🏈Russell Wilson
🏈Matthew Stafford
🏈Laremy Tunsil
🏈Jamal Adams
🏈Khalil Mack
🏈Jalen Ramsey
🏈Jay Cutler
🏈Ricky Williams
🏈Keyshawn Johnson
🏈Jeff George
🏈Eric Dickerson
🏈Herschel Walker

[Matt Burdick @airburdy]

That’s the most athletic thing Bolton has ever done in his life

[Matt Burdick @airburdy]

Advocating for a “Help Their Mental Health” button on Spotify Wrapped, therapy ain’t an option for some of y’all

[Matt Burdick @airburdy]

This halftime show…. Giving serious Curious George vibes

[kstate_MAN @kstateman14]

They're gonna settle down in Leawood and pump out the next generation of Bishop Miege recruits that beat up on small town HS kids at State. 🥹

[Matt Burdick @airburdy]

Do kids today still play gutterball at the pool or was my childhood that long ago?

[Matt Burdick @airburdy]

Pour one out for this Cardinals fans’ house

[Rob Zerwekh @zerwekh]

This port-a-potty at Kauffman Stadium didn't make it. #mowx

[Matt Burdick @airburdy]

RIP to a once promising career.

That O-Line is horrendous

[Jordan Schultz @Schultz_Report]

No. 6 pick is in: The #Raiders have selected Boise State RB Ashton Jeanty, per sources.

[Matt Burdick @airburdy]

@SacnessEverdeen Bro, u ok? Last few tweets have been from a Negative Nelly

[Matt Burdick @airburdy]

This man legit went from saying: “I can do all things through Christ”

To “I can do all things through the Refs”

In one ass season

[Will Kunkel @WillKunkelV]

Texans QB C.J. Stroud was asked about the officiating vs Chiefs:

"One of those things, you know what's up before you walk into the arena."

"I can't argue with the ref and at the same time play football. I gotta go do my job."

[Matt Burdick @airburdy]

Two things can be true:
1.) The roughing the passer calls for the Chiefs were probably the wrong call

2.) The calls did not change how badly the Texans played that second half

[Matt Burdick @airburdy]

@adultgeoffrey Just look at those tears of joy, he’s all in on this team #TwelfthMan

[Matt Burdick @airburdy]

Ah, my fraudulent Chiefs who get all the calls are back, nature is healing ❤️

[Matt Burdick @airburdy]

Wayne Morris rn

[Matt Burdick @airburdy]

I cannot believe the refs made the Chiefs block that field goal!

[Matt Burdick @airburdy]

That’s it, I’m opening a restaurant called “Booth” where every chair is a booth. I’m tired of getting these second-class tables.

Those who are pro-tables will be politely, yet firmly, asked to leave.

[Matt Burdick @airburdy]

Them: You must be sick if you believe this is karma for his “massages”.

Me:

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

#Browns QB Deshaun Watson, who was carted off, is feared to have suffered a torn Achilles injury, sources say. A likely season-ending injury for Watson and unfortunately exactly as it appeared on the field.

[Matt Burdick @airburdy]

Like godforbid someon design a creative vehicle in 2024!

[Matt Burdick @airburdy]

Unpopular opinion: I think Cybertrucks are cool!