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[airhead_genius @airhead_genius]

You are an entire nation of people incapable of using a knife and fork correctly #wtfamerica? #decorumfail

[airhead_genius @airhead_genius]

My underwear matches my outfit and at the end of the day that's what matters. #lateagain

[airhead_genius @airhead_genius]

The back of my hair is insanely well done and impossible to photograph. #tomokosei #hairdo

[airhead_genius @airhead_genius]

Quinoa is not actually food. It's just a test to see how committed you are to being healthy. #yuk #toochewy

[airhead_genius @airhead_genius]

Drinks mocha. Stomach blows up. Thinks for the millionth time "quit dairy". #seriously? #GroundhogDay #dumbblonde

[airhead_genius @airhead_genius]

It is inappropriate to want to jump under the train just because you can't get your metrocard back in the holder. #subwayrage

[airhead_genius @airhead_genius]

Ok so my feet can't reach the floor on the back seat of the bus #shortlegs #childsizeadult

[airhead_genius @airhead_genius]

You know that your world has gotten too small when you buy a one month metrocard and get excited!!! #provincial #brooklynbabe

[airhead_genius @airhead_genius]

Our dog ate a football and literally pooped out the N from NFL. Dying laughing!!! #ewww #funnythough

[airhead_genius @airhead_genius]

12 days sans l'enfants and all I have managed to do is clean the fridge and eat chocolate. #domesticfail #buddhabelly

[airhead_genius @airhead_genius]

I just fed my dog bacon. Her life is forever changed. #firsthigh #baconfest

[airhead_genius @airhead_genius]

In the future, ophthalmologists will ask you to identify emoticons to check your eyesight #stupidworld #communication #iamold

[airhead_genius @airhead_genius]

Metropcs customer service "this is your little ray of sunshine. How may I brighten your day?" #irony #fuckthefuckoff

[airhead_genius @airhead_genius]

"I cannot possibly study for my real estate exam" says my brain. Who is in charge here??? #notme #adhd #concentrate

[airhead_genius @airhead_genius]

What happens when you are too lazy and impatient to find a second glove when dyeing hair #thinkpink #foresight

[airhead_genius @airhead_genius]

Maybe he doesn't hit you. UNTIL HE DOES. Abuse doesn't de-escalate. #MaybeHeDoesntHitYou #escalatingviolence #slipperyslope

[airhead_genius @airhead_genius]

I just did 40 minutes of yoga accompanied by the dog gnawing on a bone. Very zen. #yoga #stiffasaboard

[airhead_genius @airhead_genius]

My rocksteady crew are more rocky than steady :(
Dance parties should start earlier
#oldpeople

[airhead_genius @airhead_genius]

Came home. Washed face. Put make up back on. Sat on sofa. #stoodup #firsttimeever

[airhead_genius @airhead_genius]

It is absolute unadulterated tripe and yet I watch it. Roll on season finale! #girls #Selfindulgenttwaddle