Chris

he/him | I like coffee and water, don’t step to me

[Chris @airheaded_mage]

them: you must be Patrick Stump at Niagara Falls if you think we fuckin’
my dumbass:

[The Art of SpongeBob @ArtofSpongebob]

A SpongeBob tank top from 2003

[Monday @lxMondayxl]

This means the backlash is working.

[Poorly Aged Things @PoorlyAgedStuff]

i don’t understand. this a physical product? how do i download it?

[Hugh Jackman @RealHughJackman]

🌊

[Chris @airheaded_mage]

@pheresome That looks like an outlet and not a regular location

[Chris @airheaded_mage]

I swear to god this Uber was half a foot up in the air for a second

[Homar Simpleton @HomarTSimpleton]

Luigi’s cool tricks

[bONGO 🌹 @wariocolosseum]

how much of a loser do u have to be to actually donate to the government

[Chris @airheaded_mage]

@Ayo_Angel_ touching my pingle to your Tweeter account

[Pisser Dick @PisserDick_]

I could rick you down on some pickle shit

[Bosch Egg @BoschEgg]

all of my accounts were tied to my Google Giggles account so when it got shut down I wasn't even legally a citizen anymore

[Chris @airheaded_mage]

@Ayo_Angel_ You better be sorry.

[(🐹-🐮) + (M👁) + (🤮-ck) @BearInTheBush89]

Lmfaooo he thought he was a random twink at the club... I'm crying!!!

[mdlpa 🌺 @mellemusic]

Behind every billionaire’s lifestyle is an army of invisible workers. Her former private chef is suing her because she miscarried after being overworked, following two workplace suits by former housekeepers.

Let the Kardashian empire burn.

[Chris @airheaded_mage]

@Ayo_Angel_ is what I would say if I was GAY!!! #PrideMonthIsOverBuddy

[Chris @airheaded_mage]

@Ayo_Angel_ I like this list!

[Chris @airheaded_mage]

@Ayo_Angel_ Can I…. see? 👀